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    Re: The Sick Joke Thread.

    Why don't black people go on cruises?

    They're not falling for that one again.
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    Re: The Sick Joke Thread.

    Why did the Prophet Mohammed marry a six-year-old?

    Because he was a paedophile.

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    If you have sex with a prostitute without her permission, is it rape... or shoplifting?
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    Re: The Sick Joke Thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by dnb in ya face View Post
    Why did the Prophet Mohammed marry a six-year-old?

    Because he was a paedophile.

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    If you have sex with a prostitute without her permission, is it rape... or shoplifting?
    Smashing it mate!!
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    Re: The Sick Joke Thread.

    I shaved Madeleine's head yesterday.

    I wanted the curtains to match the carpet.
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    Re: The Sick Joke Thread.

    Next weekend, a hundred thousand pissed up Englishmen are going to walk round Mecca, eat pork and chant "Muhammad is a fucking paedophile".

    Carlsberg don't do marches...
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    Re: The Sick Joke Thread.

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    I shaved Madeleine's head yesterday.

    I wanted the curtains to match the carpet.
    Savage!
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    Re: The Sick Joke Thread.

    [QUOTE=rob_del_terror;758969]I've invented a new sex position and called it the Jade Goody.
    My girlfriend shaves her head and I call myself cervical cancer and eat her pussy.


    How is knocking up your girlfriend like locking your keys out of your car?
    The problem goes away with the aid of a coathanger.[/    QUOTE]

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    Re: The Sick Joke Thread.

    how many jews can you fit in a car?

    3 in the back, 2 in the front and about a million in the ashtray
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    Re: The Sick Joke Thread.

    How do we know princess diana had dandruff?

    Because they found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.
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    Re: The Sick Joke Thread.

    Why can't Madeleine Mccann play on the PS3?

    Because i have an X-box.
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    Re: The Sick Joke Thread.

    A girl asked me to take her out and treat her like a princess...

    so i put her into a Mercedes and drove into a wall....

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    Re: The Sick Joke Thread.

    what do you call one dead man utd fan?

    a start.





    what do you call 2 dead man utd fans?


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    Re: The Sick Joke Thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by waynenoway View Post
    what do you call one dead man utd fan?

    a start.





    what do you call 2 dead man utd fans?


    awwww gruff ... harshness .. next level . im to weak ... im out , or ill be back with worse
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    Re: The Sick Joke Thread.

    whats the definition of true evil?

    raping a deaf girl then breaking he fingers so she cant tell anyone

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    Re: The Sick Joke Thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by waynenoway View Post
    whats the definition of true evil?

    raping a deaf girl then breaking he fingers so she cant tell anyone
    toes aswell u would also have to seal her mouth shut with super glue coz she could stick a pen in her mouth n write like that lol
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