The Sick Joke Thread.

[hyperd4eva]

post them here...

Anyone offended i apologise!

ill start with a few....

"What's worse than than having Michael Jackson babysit your kids?

Having Ian Huntley bath them."



Whats red and gathers dust?

Jill Dando's passport

Ryan rings his boss at work and says"Look,i`m really sorry,but i can`t come to work today,i`m sick".
"Sick!" screams his boss "Sick! This is the tenth time this month, Ryan.Exactly how sick are you?"
"Well",replies Ryan."I`m in bed with my 9 year old sister"

[SLow]

Im more offended you didn't use the search function.






I had a huge fight with my girlfriend yesterday, but I know she'll come crawling back to me...


















...I stole the bitch's wheelchair.

[rob_del_terror]

whats the best thing about fucking a transvestite from behind?
reaching around and pretending its gone the whole way through

whats the best thing about fuckin a baby??
you can give it deap throat from both ends

whats the difference between a ferrari and 20 dead babies?
i dont have a ferrari in my garage

[rob_del_terror]

i love this icy weather, gives me an excuse to drive really slowly past schools

[hyperd4eva]

What's the perfect gift for a dead baby?
A dead puppy.


What is better than winning a medal at the Paraplegic-olympics?
Having two legs.

What do you say to a woman with no arms and no legs?
Nice tits!

[dnb in ya face]

A woman gives birth, and a nurse takes the baby into an adjacent room to clean it up. She re-enters and approaches the mother, the babe wrapped up in a towel in her arms.

"Congratulations," she says. "It's a healthy baby girl." As she says this, she accidentally drops the baby, which promptly lands right on its squishy noggin.

"My baby!" screams the mother.

"Don't worry, I'll get it!" smiles the nurse.

However, she unfortunately stumbles and places her foot right on the baby's face, before accidentally kicking it across the room. It hits the wall with a sickening crack before the nurse runs over to it, peels it off the floor and throws it out of the window.

"What are you doing?!" yells the mother.

"April Fools!" replies the nurse. "It was already dead!"

[rob_del_terror]

What do you say to a woman with no arms and no legs?
Nice tits!

A woman gives birth, and a nurse takes the baby into an adjacent room to clean it up. She re-enters and approaches the mother, the babe wrapped up in a towel in her arms.

"Congratulations," she says. "It's a healthy baby girl." As she says this, she accidentally drops the baby, which promptly lands right on its squishy noggin.

"My baby!" screams the mother.

"Don't worry, I'll get it!" smiles the nurse.

However, she unfortunately stumbles and places her foot right on the baby's face, before accidentally kicking it across the room. It hits the wall with a sickening crack before the nurse runs over to it, peels it off the floor and throws it out of the window.

"What are you doing?!" yells the mother.

"April Fools!" replies the nurse. "It was already dead!"

quality.

[hyperd4eva]

A woman gives birth, and a nurse takes the baby into an adjacent room to clean it up. She re-enters and approaches the mother, the babe wrapped up in a towel in her arms.

"Congratulations," she says. "It's a healthy baby girl." As she says this, she accidentally drops the baby, which promptly lands right on its squishy noggin.

"My baby!" screams the mother.

"Don't worry, I'll get it!" smiles the nurse.

However, she unfortunately stumbles and places her foot right on the baby's face, before accidentally kicking it across the room. It hits the wall with a sickening crack before the nurse runs over to it, peels it off the floor and throws it out of the window.

"What are you doing?!" yells the mother.

"April Fools!" replies the nurse. "It was already dead!"

This made me crease!!

[richie_stix]

A woman gives birth, and a nurse takes the baby into an adjacent room to clean it up. She re-enters and approaches the mother, the babe wrapped up in a towel in her arms.

"Congratulations," she says. "It's a healthy baby girl." As she says this, she accidentally drops the baby, which promptly lands right on its squishy noggin.

"My baby!" screams the mother.

"Don't worry, I'll get it!" smiles the nurse.

However, she unfortunately stumbles and places her foot right on the baby's face, before accidentally kicking it across the room. It hits the wall with a sickening crack before the nurse runs over to it, peels it off the floor and throws it out of the window.

"What are you doing?!" yells the mother.

"April Fools!" replies the nurse. "It was already dead!"

fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu harsh!

[dnb in ya face]

fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu harsh!

HAHAHA yeah its a good'n aint it!

[dnb in ya face]

Nothing worse than, after sex, looking down and seeing that limp used condom hanging off your dick...

Particularly when you weren't wearing one when you started.

[Olllie]

Child prostitution sickens me.

Most of them don’t even pay tax.

[dnb in ya face]

Women are like parking spaces, normally all the good ones are taken.

So, occasionally, when no one's looking, you have to stick it in a disabled one

[dnb in ya face]

I can't think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they're dead.

[MC DONKEY DICK]

Whats the difference between football and madeline mcann?

Footballs coming home.