post them here...
Anyone offended i apologise!
ill start with a few....
"What's worse than than having Michael Jackson babysit your kids?
Having Ian Huntley bath them."
Whats red and gathers dust?
Jill Dando's passport
Ryan rings his boss at work and says"Look,i`m really sorry,but i can`t come to work today,i`m sick".
"Sick!" screams his boss "Sick! This is the tenth time this month, Ryan.Exactly how sick are you?"
"Well",replies Ryan."I`m in bed with my 9 year old sister"