Deep in the southern planes of Angola there lies the Sheeka, a small inbred goat which has five legs consisting of two normal legs and three wooden legs. This is quite marvelous because they also eat the infamous Fuundu from the deep jungle in the north of this place. Their family and friends know them better as "hablems" , but then again they have no friends because they are Sheeka. Some migrants say they have special powers and one them is actually Jesus Christ himself, but they are migrants and are only in it for the money. This puzzles me in so many ways, not least the fact they dont exist.