WOAH I WAS JUST NEARLY NOT STABBED
same, knives are for cowards.
Ive seen people get bottled for no reason aswell its stupid.
you can get stabbed for the silliest things nowadays.
knickers and her fannys wet,
this one a dirty bugger i ain't touched it yet,
my dick ain't big enough she belongs in porn,
shes got a fanny and it's like a hippo's yawn,
it's like the Mersy tunnel like a wizards sleeve,
smelt like gone of tuna and it made me heave,
now i know........... i've learnt my lesson,
old age pensioners are deffo out the question!
ill usally just pull up my ak-47 i always carry safely conceiled up my ass.
Then who'll be laughing...
No but seriously, i was drivin earlier, and i almost did not get stabbed. Most thrilling.
I got stabbed in the shitter, by a an angry Somalian mans skinflute.
Does this count?
in grimsby pier, they switched music off and lights on and kicked everyone out, with some bloke pissing blood out his neck on the floor writhing and squirming about.. its not nice, people that saw it said he got stabbed in each side of his neck with 2 pints glasses.. fuckin bad, glad i moved away from grimsby, people getting glassed happens a fair bit round there ..
Kiethy George doing himself a mischief !
''Jimmy, if you keep stabbing me, you're going to kill me''