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  1. 15-08-2009 #1
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    Stabbed???

    alright crew,

    just thought id let you all know
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    i never got stabbed last night, crazy night like, loads of people out not getting stabbed, madness i tell ya....
    anyone else not get stabbed? was on the news theres been a outbreak of no-knife crime where lots of people have been going out and not getting stabbed

    ill keep you updated with the non stabbings as they dont happen


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    it's like the Mersy tunnel like a wizards sleeve,
    smelt like gone of tuna and it made me heave,
    now i know........... i've learnt my lesson,
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    Re: Stabbed???

    Crazy coincidence...........I didnt get stabbed lastnight either!
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    Re: Stabbed???

    great stuff.....just been to the shop, seen this bloke who didnt get stabbed....i'll keep yas updated


    knickers and her fannys wet,
    this one a dirty bugger i ain't touched it yet,
    my dick ain't big enough she belongs in porn,
    shes got a fanny and it's like a hippo's yawn,
    it's like the Mersy tunnel like a wizards sleeve,
    smelt like gone of tuna and it made me heave,
    now i know........... i've learnt my lesson,
    old age pensioners are deffo out the question!
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  4. 15-08-2009 #4
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    Re: Stabbed???

    this one time I went to asda to purchase an extension cable and I didnt get stabbed!
    what a strange day that was.
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    I COULD DO THAT IN A FKING NINTENDO. THIS THREAD IS SHIT.
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    Re: Stabbed???

    I've just joined an online support group for victims of non-stabbing crimes, we talk about our experiences of being on the streets in total safety, 1 lad's story was quite upsetting, he'd been walking to a local shop in the heart of Glasgow with his usual stab-vest on, he made it home with no threats of violence what so ever, he was so dissorientated at the events of not being stabbed, he stabbed himself when he got home, he said it was a weight off his shoulders


    knickers and her fannys wet,
    this one a dirty bugger i ain't touched it yet,
    my dick ain't big enough she belongs in porn,
    shes got a fanny and it's like a hippo's yawn,
    it's like the Mersy tunnel like a wizards sleeve,
    smelt like gone of tuna and it made me heave,
    now i know........... i've learnt my lesson,
    old age pensioners are deffo out the question!
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  6. 15-08-2009 #6
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    Re: Stabbed???

    i just smoked a milkshake

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    rough rule of thumb is anyone who actually says a price for an artist on a forum normally just heard it from a mate who knows a mate who knows a promoter in kent who once booked shabba to perform a spoon bending show in 1995

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    Take his mother out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.
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  7. 15-08-2009 #7
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    Re: Stabbed???

    did you not get stabbed in the process though??


    knickers and her fannys wet,
    this one a dirty bugger i ain't touched it yet,
    my dick ain't big enough she belongs in porn,
    shes got a fanny and it's like a hippo's yawn,
    it's like the Mersy tunnel like a wizards sleeve,
    smelt like gone of tuna and it made me heave,
    now i know........... i've learnt my lesson,
    old age pensioners are deffo out the question!
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  8. 15-08-2009 #8
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    Re: Stabbed???

    dunno by that point i had smoked far too much nesquik so i was unavaliable for deciscion making
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    Quote Originally Posted by vapour 36 hertz View Post
    rough rule of thumb is anyone who actually says a price for an artist on a forum normally just heard it from a mate who knows a mate who knows a promoter in kent who once booked shabba to perform a spoon bending show in 1995

    Quote Originally Posted by $marty View Post
    Take his mother out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.
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    Re: Stabbed???

    this can't go on, it's political correctness gone MAD.

    what is this country coming to when innocent teenagers and wrinklies are subjected to sustained non-violence in the streets. day in day out, they're not getting stabbed and i for one am ready to make a stand. we must start a youth action group to tackle this pressing issue.
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    Re: Stabbed???

    i smell fail
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    Re: Stabbed???

    you smell like a bag of hammers.

    owls.
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    Re: Stabbed???

    detonate ur sig disturbs me lol
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    is it cool. she wants it. she's stayin in my spare room. she wont tell. she wants it.

    fuck it.

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    you'll see my single self tomoz.

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    Re: Stabbed???

    I didnt get stabbed today, they missed
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    Re: Stabbed???

    i didn't get stabbed today, i feel very unlucky. Especially as a yardie caught me in bed smoking crack with his wife.
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    Re: Stabbed???

    i got stabbed today
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