Randomly Deciding Not To Go To Work

[Fortune^]

My car broke down, which isn't 100% incorrect.

I get you, wrong cd's in the changer. It's not worth attempting to drive tbh, risky.

[hyperd4eva]

U FUCKING BUM MOSKIT... GET YOUR ARSE IN GEAR U SPUNK GUZZELING HOMO

[MARKLAR]

i do this evryday!
well i dont have a job so yeah!
but i got lots of money!

[JamesZero]

Moskit can you take tomorrow off as well and wait in for a delivery for me?

There is beer in the fridge and you can use my dirty underware as a wank rag.

Or better still you could go in to work for me and pretend to be me while I stay at home and wait for the delivery.

[Moskit]

Wankrag & beer in the same sentence...

Sold to the man with the red eyes.

[DJ NUERA]

I spend most of the day stood in front of the warehouse door just opening it really quickly. The reason for this is that the handle on the other side is about crotch height so if I open it really quickly when someone is coming they get a handfull of my package when they go for the handle. Then I give them a cheesy grin, slow wink, and swagger off. Good times for all involved.

[Dan M]

What poker site you play on Dan?

I'm on Full-tilt & PKR...

ladbrokes

[Dan M]

i do this evryday!
well i dont have a job so yeah!
but i got lots of money!

if you mean benefits by this SC youve gone down in my estimation

[dose.bs1]

I wish i could still randomly not go into work, i got myself in a bit of trouble and almost lost my job which i cant really be doin lol, although today was a day off, pub, steak, cider and a smoke : )

[Castel]

i handed in my notice today first time ive left a job, without being sacked.. being asked to leave, or just walking out like a c**t yay!

[chewdiggy]

I'm finishing work Friday for 4 years of Uni. Can't f'in wait, 2 months off. (Will be working my other job in a bar still mind you...)

[MARKLAR]

if you mean benefits by this SC youve gone down in my estimation

unfortunatly i do mean benifits!lol
theres no jobs goin at all but i am gonna go back to college so its not that bad!