thats way to long to read!lol
Was Michael Jackson murdered?
my eyes are bleeding ha ha
knickers and her fannys wet,
this one a dirty bugger i ain't touched it yet,
my dick ain't big enough she belongs in porn,
shes got a fanny and it's like a hippo's yawn,
it's like the Mersy tunnel like a wizards sleeve,
smelt like gone of tuna and it made me heave,
now i know........... i've learnt my lesson,
old age pensioners are deffo out the question!