this takes your carbon footprint to a different level.
might take one camping
music is a drug.
God_Himself (2009-06-18 16:18:19)
God here, reminding you to spay and neuter your retarded relatives.
this one can be useful
Wheres mr hanky when you need him ?!
yeah, plus this takes the hilarity outta catching people in the act.
One time me and some mates were havin a few spliffs in the woods near our yards, and we started hearing some scuffling and rustling and stuff. Us being pretty damn blazed by then got all paranoid thinkin it was the cops so decided to investigate. So we snuck up all sly ninja like and that up to the bush where the rustling was coming behind from. And were presented with a female jogger taking the biggest stealth dump ever! So one of my mates jumped out from the bush and screamed at her, haha she shat herself(well even more so!), and tried to run away forgetting that her lycras were still down by her ankles, which proceeded in her stacking it into a tree before hurriedly pulling up her kecks and sprinting away. Best thing is we don't know how far away from home she was, she may have been in the middle of a massive 10k or something and would have had to run the rest with lycras full of filthy peanut butter!
should of gang raped her