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    The Toejams Gunna Bump This Thread in Warning of his Impending Alcohol Consumption

    This is the early warning system for all of us.


    Quote Originally Posted by Radius View Post
    Nah man, don't beg for forgivness. If you have the conviction to be different, stick,by it , even if some people don't get it. Don't worry about them, they weren't meant to get it..the true rebels walk alone.... but if you go all homo on us you really are on your own ya get me.
    for we are here for one reason, and one reason only.

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    Re: The Toejams Gunna Bump This Thread in Warning of his Impending Alcohol Consumptio

    Thank god, il make sure I stay out his way tonight.

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    Re: The Toejams Gunna Bump This Thread in Warning of his Impending Alcohol Consumptio

    He does get a little spikey from time to time so I hear

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    Re: The Toejams Gunna Bump This Thread in Warning of his Impending Alcohol Consumptio

    Thanks, i remember once i went clubbing and i had my cider visor well and truely wedged on and pulled some rancid fatty thing.Well i ended up back at her place and kept falling asleep and spouting random words at her, her housemate chucked me out the house.

    So i was stumbling around streets at some odd hour of the morning with no clue where i was so i kept walking and walking till i saw a 24 hour asda, then it dawned on me i was at least 15 miles from home with no money on me, so i went to asda and got into one of the wheelchairs they had near the entrance and wheeled myself around for a bit of fun just to kill some time.

    A bit later i ended up befriending the lady behind the cigarrette desk, cos i wanted a cigarette she was bout have a tea break so she wheeled me outside for a puff, we chatted for a while and i explained my brittle bone condition i apparently had and so forth, anyways she phoned a taxi for me and by now i realised i had gone a bit too far as i saw the taxi pull up and the taxi driver helped me into the car and packed the wheelchair in the boot.

    So a fairly long taxi ride later i told him to pull up a couple of streets away from my house and i jumped out and pegged it down the street, if by a very small chance the taxi driver is reading this i appolagise

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    Re: The Toejams Gunna Bump This Thread in Warning of his Impending Alcohol Consumptio

    LMFAO you legend.

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    Re: The Toejams Gunna Bump This Thread in Warning of his Impending Alcohol Consumptio

    I love you Toejam

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    Re: The Toejams Gunna Bump This Thread in Warning of his Impending Alcohol Consumptio

    that is quality!!

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    Re: The Toejams Gunna Bump This Thread in Warning of his Impending Alcohol Consumptio

    Thats some funny shit right there.

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    Re: The Toejams Gunna Bump This Thread in Warning of his Impending Alcohol Consumptio

    funny how teh best pissed adventures are when there is nobody around to say "don't be such a cunt"

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    Re: The Toejams Gunna Bump This Thread in Warning of his Impending Alcohol Consumptio

    i could have done with a warning last night
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    rough rule of thumb is anyone who actually says a price for an artist on a forum normally just heard it from a mate who knows a mate who knows a promoter in kent who once booked shabba to perform a spoon bending show in 1995

    Quote Originally Posted by $marty View Post
    Take his mother out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.

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    Re: The Toejams Gunna Bump This Thread in Warning of his Impending Alcohol Consumptio

    hahahaha what a night
    Quote Originally Posted by rob_del_terror View Post
    is it cool. she wants it. she's stayin in my spare room. she wont tell. she wants it.

    fuck it.

    i'm gone.

    you'll see my single self tomoz.

    these milfs just keep gettin older. lock up ya grannies.

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    Re: The Toejams Gunna Bump This Thread in Warning of his Impending Alcohol Consumptio

    bump
    Quote Originally Posted by logikz View Post
    with body languange grunts and howls we have become best friends. but i know now, for a fact, he will fuck yo bitch. you think hes your new firend well he wont stop there, he will fuck yo momma yo girl yo sister yo father yo uncle whole family patoo. but hes a great guy, its just body lamguage and onomapoetic grunts dont really convey much info

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    Re: The Toejams Gunna Bump This Thread in Warning of his Impending Alcohol Consumptio

    I think we might get on Toejam.

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