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    www.omegle.com

    lol chat to random people over the net! i do sumtimes if i bored at work lol heres my recent convo

    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hihihhihihihii
    You: helllo
    Stranger: Mickey mouse
    Stranger: How are u?
    You: your a big bum!
    Stranger: you can't spell
    You: i know where u live
    Stranger: where?
    You: in cuntville
    Stranger: ok no class..bye
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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    Re: www.omegle.com

    You are trying to access the web page:

    "http://www.omegle.com/"

    which is categorized as: "Chat"

    The Council has developed restrictions to certain categories of site to protect both employees and the public from accessing inappropriate sites.



    I wanted to abuse some random person.

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    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: boo yah
    You: hi
    You: im naked
    Stranger: im at work
    Stranger: so i cant be naked im afraid
    You: m or f?
    Stranger: m
    You: im at work too
    You: naked
    Stranger: m or f?
    You: m
    Stranger: wouldn't like to work in your office
    You: i use my junk to rape hoes
    You: thats it then
    Stranger: that explains a lot
    You: stay up
    Stranger: will you be my dad/
    You: i am already
    Stranger: really
    You: fo real
    Stranger: why don't you like touch me and stuff?
    You: maximum gay shit ehh dude?
    You: take it easy there
    Quote Originally Posted by logikz View Post
    with body languange grunts and howls we have become best friends. but i know now, for a fact, he will fuck yo bitch. you think hes your new firend well he wont stop there, he will fuck yo momma yo girl yo sister yo father yo uncle whole family patoo. but hes a great guy, its just body lamguage and onomapoetic grunts dont really convey much info

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    Re: www.omegle.com

    ou: hi
    Stranger: GIRUGAMESH
    You: thanks
    Stranger: AIDS
    You: even better
    Stranger: U HAV AIDS
    Stranger: GO AWAY
    You: nah... ive got herpes
    Stranger: /B/



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    Re: www.omegle.com

    Stranger: hello
    You: hi
    You: im looking for love
    Stranger: where u from?
    You: London
    You: u?
    Stranger: brasil
    You: nice
    You: m/f?
    Stranger: m
    Stranger: u?
    You: f
    You: how old?
    Stranger: liar
    Stranger: lol
    Stranger: 22
    Stranger: whats your name?
    You: im not lying
    You: sarah
    Stranger: hod old r u?
    You: 12
    Stranger: *how
    You: do you want to meet for schecks?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.



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    Re: www.omegle.com

    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: skinboats
    Stranger: aids is awesome
    You: freal
    Stranger: yes ma'am
    You: m/f?
    Stranger: m
    You: gay porn with monkies
    Stranger: holy shit, i'd so watch that
    You: they call me machettte
    You: i get the ladies
    You: bishes dunno
    Stranger: machette \o/
    You: do u know
    Stranger: deadproof
    You: i think i know u
    You: from /b/
    Stranger: yessir, my name is anon and you just lost the game
    You: the legends of gaytimes
    You: u r loser
    You: gaylord
    Stranger: only if there are monkeys involved
    Stranger: gay monkeys
    You: if not?
    You: ass sex
    You: KLBVHKUVFUKH
    Stranger: fisting
    You: 33qi9pubnvgweq9runhgq39pu4h
    Stranger: only way to go
    You: ?
    You: que?
    You: mouth fist
    You have disconnected.
    Quote Originally Posted by logikz View Post
    with body languange grunts and howls we have become best friends. but i know now, for a fact, he will fuck yo bitch. you think hes your new firend well he wont stop there, he will fuck yo momma yo girl yo sister yo father yo uncle whole family patoo. but hes a great guy, its just body lamguage and onomapoetic grunts dont really convey much info

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    Re: www.omegle.com

    Haha shame i cant access the site at work : (

    Could have passed these last few hours a hell of a lot quicker!

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    Re: www.omegle.com

    ive got a good one... still in convo...



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    Re: www.omegle.com

    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hi
    Stranger: Hi.
    You: m or f
    Stranger: M.
    You: nice
    You: how old?
    Stranger: 23.
    You: mmmm
    Stranger: Your age and sex?
    You: f / 15
    You: why you gone quiet?
    You: do you not love me anymore?
    Stranger: I do.
    You: k
    You: thnx
    You: i love you too
    Stranger: Great.
    You: where in uk you from?
    Stranger: Not UK.
    Stranger: Finland.
    You: thats far
    Stranger: Near,far,where ever you are.
    You: awww thanks
    You: what do you do?
    Stranger: Job? Don't have one right now.
    You: why?
    Stranger: I'm on disability for a while,doing unpaid. Then go to school in autumn.
    You: ok. are you a spastic?
    Stranger: lol,no.
    You: ok i dont like spastics
    Stranger: Just my head hurts sometimes.
    You: are you a virgin?
    Stranger: From not getting love from you.
    Stranger: Yeah. You?
    You: awww your sweet
    You: no im not
    Stranger: And you're 15?
    You: yes
    Stranger: Allright.
    Stranger: You do not hesitate.
    Stranger: Where in UK do you reside?
    You: no... i loke sex
    You: in london
    Stranger: OK.
    Stranger: I might visit London soon.
    You: we should meet up
    Stranger: Do you have MSN?
    You: yes
    You: but i dotn know you very well
    You: im scared
    Stranger: Neither do I know you. But I'm willing to get you on MSN,if you can then show some indication that you are what you say you are.
    You: lets just talk on here i like this
    Stranger: Fine.
    Stranger: What are your hobbies?
    You: just school
    You: and listen to music
    You: u?
    Stranger: Bodybuilding,contortion,voluntary work.
    Stranger: Listen to music as well.
    You: ooohh body building i like big men
    You: im small.
    Stranger: How small?
    You: some boys say they like my bum
    You: 5 foot 2
    Stranger: I'm 5'11. 190 pounds or so. I have lost a lot of weight.
    You: i like
    Stranger: Do you think the male body is beautiful?
    You: yes i love it
    You: why?
    Stranger: It's a subject that fascinates me.
    You: tell me
    Stranger: Yes?
    You: tell my why it facinates you
    Stranger: I just want to understand how girls think.
    You: lol
    Stranger: What's your favourite part?
    You: what would you like todo when you come to london?
    You: i like boys willys
    Stranger: Well,me and my mate would hang out,sightsee,maybe meet my online friends.
    You: cool
    You: i want to see you
    You: naked
    Stranger: OK.
    Stranger: You too.
    Stranger: Or is that uncomfortable?
    You: no not at all
    Stranger: Allright.
    You: i like it
    You: what would you like to see?
    Stranger: In you?
    You: yes
    You: my mum is here
    You: fuk
    Stranger: Everything.
    You: WHO ARE YOU?
    Stranger: Who are you?
    You: your worst fuking nightmare
    You: pervert
    Stranger: Nice stunt.
    You: stunt?
    Stranger: Yeah.
    You: i aint doing back flips muvva fuker
    Stranger: Well,you shouldn't.
    Stranger: I'm not liking this discussion anymore.
    You: why you scared?
    Stranger: I'm not scared.
    You: you
    Stranger: This just sucks.
    You: should be
    You: you suck
    Stranger: If you really are her mom...if there is a her,lol. Then,tell her greetings,OK?
    Stranger: I'm disconnecting.
    You: fuk you bitch
    You: pervert
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.



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    Re: www.omegle.com

    really shouldn't be going on any more of these things...bad experiences. Anyways...

    Stranger: hi
    You: sup?
    Stranger: wat
    You: sorry
    Stranger: you called me?
    You: no
    Stranger: yes you did
    You: what?
    Stranger: you called my computer
    You:
    Stranger: who are you?
    You: dave
    You: who are you?
    Stranger: I'm also dave
    Stranger: why are you here?
    You: *SHOCK*
    Stranger: lots of people are called dave. If you were really called dave you'd know that
    You: this may be a surprise
    You: I AM YOU
    Stranger: I don't think you're called dave
    You: i'm david
    Stranger: are you the little man inside my computer
    You: yes
    Stranger: I thought he was called gavin
    Stranger: nice man
    You: no, he got another job
    Stranger: oh
    You: accounts or something
    Stranger: he should have told me
    You: yeah, he's a dick
    Stranger: I'd have made him a cake or something
    You: with chocolate
    You: that was his favourite
    Stranger: anyway, what do you want now you're here?
    You: i need a job
    Stranger: doing what?
    You: stuff
    Stranger: I have an opening
    You: really?
    Stranger: yes. it needs filling
    You: good
    You: i am your man/woman
    Stranger: are you a big man?
    You: so big
    Stranger: how big?
    You: i stand behind chairs and still they can't cover it
    Stranger: sorry. that's too big
    You: i can have surgery
    Stranger: it's an option I suppose
    You: ok, so how do i apply?
    Stranger: I need a photo to make sure you're not a weirdo
    You: how do i send it
    Stranger: use ascii
    Stranger: like this:
    Stranger: @xxxx()::::::::::::::::::::::>
    You: ok
    You: i will send now
    You: hold on
    You: http://i398.photobucket.com/albums/p...chez/black.jpg
    You: this is me
    You: it will do no?
    Stranger: my eyes
    You: what about them?
    Stranger: they're weeping tears of joy
    You: cool
    You: so what? i come over
    Stranger: I will think about it
    Stranger: meet me here tomorrow at 8am
    You: done and done
    You: deal?
    Stranger: deal
    You: good
    Stranger: bye bye little internet man
    You: no
    You: i love you
    Stranger: *weeps*
    You: i need that job
    Stranger: beg
    You: i am on my knees
    Stranger: good good
    You: i kiss shoes
    Stranger: they have poo on them
    You: polish them a bit
    You: nice
    You: and clean
    Stranger: oh my
    You: i can have job now?
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: start on monday
    You: YAY
    You: what's the pay like?
    Stranger: pay?
    You: i know,so silly of mw
    You: me
    You: i'll see you on monday then
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    Re: www.omegle.com

    i think OCR > rocks
    Quote Originally Posted by logikz View Post
    with body languange grunts and howls we have become best friends. but i know now, for a fact, he will fuck yo bitch. you think hes your new firend well he wont stop there, he will fuck yo momma yo girl yo sister yo father yo uncle whole family patoo. but hes a great guy, its just body lamguage and onomapoetic grunts dont really convey much info

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fes View Post
    i think OCR > rocks
    <3



    Last edited by OCR; 03-04-2009 at 19:56.
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    Re: www.omegle.com

    LOL check this one out!!!!

    You: hi
    Stranger: hey
    Stranger: if you say you're from brazil i'll shoot myself
    You: well this is your lucky conversation
    You: because im not
    Stranger: thank god
    Stranger: brazilians are all over the place.
    You: your not are you? >.>
    Stranger: what do you think?
    You: no
    Stranger: so you are right
    Stranger: where are you from?
    You: but i had a brazilian ask me why there was so many brazilians on here, then told me he was from brazil
    You: im from england
    Stranger: ooooh nice! i've always wanted to go to england
    You: were r u from
    Stranger: never had the chance though
    Stranger: kansas. middle of nowhere, i know
    You: your not missing out so much
    Stranger: aaah. there is something different about england. at least it seems so
    You: the accents? :P
    Stranger: haha not just that
    You: unperdictable bad weather maybe hehe
    You: theres some nice places here, most tourists only go to london
    Stranger: you don't live in london?
    You: no
    Stranger: i don't know.. little places in england seem to be charming. not all agitated like london
    You: yep the country is better
    Stranger: and anywhere in comparison to KANSAS is something good.
    You:
    Stranger: how old are you?
    You: 20
    You: yourself?
    Stranger: bit younger. 18.
    You: and kansas would probably be a holiday to us britts ^_^
    Stranger: haha no waaay
    Stranger: tourists would never come here.
    You: there must be something decent there to do
    Stranger: hm... let's think. no.. sorry, there isnt HAH
    Stranger: but you know. you grow up here, you get used to the boredom.
    You: so whats the scenery like
    You: farm land?
    Stranger: yeah
    Stranger: you know those movies where you see hay flying around in the middle of nowhere? just like that.
    You: lol!
    You: you could chase they hay
    Stranger: haha never tried that! maybe i will someday
    You: so what time is it at your place
    Stranger: almost 10pm
    Stranger: and at your place?
    You: 3:50
    You: am
    Stranger: laate
    You: yeah tell me about it
    You: i dont sleep much
    Stranger: me neither actually
    Stranger: but i have exams tomorrow morning. gotta go to bed soon
    You: exams huh?
    You: what r u studying?
    Stranger: last year of HS. almost over, thank god.
    You: ^_^ what will you do when u leave?
    Stranger: not sure. leave kansas, for sure.
    Stranger: the good universities are not here haha
    You: hehe
    Stranger: you're the first decent person i talked to here
    You: when you think about america changing states is almost like leaving the country here in the UK
    Stranger: haha. so common here. most people that live in central usa want to go to west or east.
    You: thanks, you too
    You: so theres nothing in central america?
    You: or, USA
    Stranger: haha there must be something
    Stranger: not that i know of. but i hope there is a little something
    You: do you think you will go back when you've finished stufying?
    You: studying*
    Stranger: depends on lots of things right?
    You: i guess
    You: u might find a job, or a partner.. anything
    Stranger: if i find a good job and place to live somewhere else, maybe i'll never come back here to live
    Stranger: yeah yeah
    Stranger: that's what i mean.
    You: like i said, everything in the UK is only a few hours away....
    You: you could move from one end of the country to the other... your only a few hours away haha
    You: so what do you study?
    Stranger: haha europe in general is like that. i mean, countries in europe.
    You: ye they r >.<
    Stranger: general things at high school. so you know, everything that school teaches you. don't know what i want to do at university though.
    Stranger: maybe journalism related something
    You: sounds cool
    Stranger: what do you do?
    Stranger: study? work?
    You: i used to do electrical testing a few months ago
    You: before that i studyed computers
    Stranger: interesting.
    You: apparently im also a "microsoft certified professional"
    Stranger: HAHA never met a "microsot certified professinal" before
    You: ye, extremely interesting :P
    You: you have now!
    Stranger: what does a "microsoft certified professional" does exactly?
    You: well it qualifies you to be a computer technician
    You: fixing peoples/companies computers etc
    You: saving the PC's from people who cant use them
    You: but i suppose, depending on how you get it, you could be a software engineer or something
    Stranger: i don't know a thing about computers haha
    Stranger: it impresses me that i never broke mine
    You: maybe your not adevnterous enough with it :P
    You: adventerous*
    Stranger: maybe kansas people are unable to be adventerous haha jk
    You: well if they r still there when they could move away your probably right
    Stranger: HAHA
    You: a journalist must be pretty adventerous tho right?
    Stranger: now you got me haha
    Stranger: guess so
    Stranger: but i think that if i leave kansas it will be adventerous enough. and then i'll develop that factor anywhere i go
    You: ^_^
    Stranger: any plans for tomorrow. or today there haha
    You: ill go see my friends, maybe go out for a drink
    You: you?
    Stranger: chasing hay
    Stranger: HAHA
    You: lol
    Stranger: no no. there's a party.. thinking about going to that.
    You: well, its the weekend... no harm right?
    Stranger: right!
    You: partys are rare here most people go into the town and drink at bars and nightclubs
    Stranger: if we had nice bars and nightclubs.. yeah, sure, i would go there.
    You: are they the typical old ones you see on the movies?
    Stranger: kind of.
    You: the bar tender has a beared and is always cleaning the same shot glass
    Stranger: they try to make things more modern, you know? but it all looks fake
    You: aah ok
    You: i get you
    Stranger: HAHA the last bar tender didn't have a beard. but they say he got fired. so i don't know about the new one
    You: they told him, grow a beared or your out of here!
    Stranger: but drinking age here is still 21. most places they follow that.
    Stranger: hahaha
    You: aah ye i forgot america has that stupid law
    Stranger: sure. a bar tender isn't a bar tender without hair on his chin.
    Stranger: i know
    You: its 18 here
    Stranger: we can drive when we're 16! but no drinking until you're 21!
    You:
    You: the funny thing is
    You: when you go out you could be dancing with a girl and if you ask her age, they are often 16/17
    You: its kinda worrying
    Stranger: that's why my mom thanks god the nighclubs: 1. won't allow drinking for me 2. are really lame, so i don't even want to go to those places
    Stranger: gotta go. need to do some final studying before going to bed!
    You: ok
    You: good luck tomorrow!
    Stranger: thanks! i'll need it haha
    Stranger: bye, thanks for the nice conversation
    You: you too, i guess i should sleep :P
    Stranger: haha you should
    Stranger: have fun tomorrow ;D
    Stranger: bye
    You: bye


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    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: wadup
    Stranger: yo
    You: youre no stranger
    You: i remember you
    Stranger: I know, right
    You: exactly
    Stranger: this site doesn't work
    You: we met years back
    You: remember
    You: the caravan
    Stranger: yeah, I remember
    Stranger: of course, the caravan
    Stranger: Italy!
    You: yeah man you know!
    You: good times
    Stranger: seriously, I have never been able to look at a grapefruit the same way
    You: I never thought it would fit into a hole that size
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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