Fuck Madonna. Fuck her fake accent and fuck her massive hairy growler
So Madonna has left Guy Richie and gone back to America. What a fuckin' tragedy. It's just a pity she didn't take that useless bucket of spunk Paris Hilton with her. I've hated Madonna ever since the whole creepy lesbian thing she did with Shitney Spears. It was disgusting, it was like watching a kid smooch her grandmother. When you're that desperate for a bit of publicity that you're sucking face with someone half your age on television, it's time to do a Kurt Cobain and suck on a shotgun barrel.
Can you believe that someone actually paid $37500 for this naked picture. I say naked, it's hardly naked when you're wearing a pair of pants made out of pubes. She might as well have been wearing a pair of shorts. Seriously, it looks like she's got Don King between her legs. Was there some sort of razor drought in the 80's that I never heard about?
Apparently she works out for 2 hours a day, 6 days a week and for what? To look like Iggy fuckin' Pop, that's what.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qH6cHmSchtMShe might be the queen of pop but she's still got a face like a bag of spanners, she looks like a man in drag and has a gap in her teeth big enough to fit Dawn French's fat fuckin' arse. So she sweats for 2 hours each day, she's a vegetarian and she doesn't shave her bush. I bet she smells like a bag of old fannies.
What's the deal with her marrying that mockney twat Guy Richie and suddenly thinking she was English?