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    Teeth BEST LAWYER/INSURANCE STORY OF THE YEAR

    BEST LAWYER/INSURANCE STORY OF THE YEAR,
    DECADE, AND POSSIBLY THE CENTURY.

    This took place in Charlotte North
    Carolina . A lawyer purchased a box of very rare
    and expensive cigars, then insured them against,
    among other things, fire.

    Within a month, having smoked his entire
    stockpile of these great cigars, the lawyer filed
    a claim against the insurance company.

    In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars
    were lost 'in a series of small fires.'
    The insurance company refused to pay,
    citing the obvious reason, that the man had
    consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.

    The lawyer sued and WON!
    (Stay with me.)

    Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed
    with the insurance company that the claim was
    frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that
    the lawyer held a policy from the company, in which it had
    warranted that the cigars were insurable and
    also guaranteed that it would insure them against
    fire, without defining what is considered to be
    unacceptable 'fire' and was obligated to pay the
    claim.

    Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal
    process, the insurance company accepted the
    ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his
    loss of the cigars that perished in the 'fires'.

    NOW FOR THE BEST PART...

    After the lawyer cashed the check, the
    insurance company had him
    arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!! With his own
    insurance claim and testimony from
    the previous case being used against him,
    the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning
    his insured property and was sentenced to 24
    months in jail and a $24,000 fine.

    This true story won First Place in last
    year's Criminal Lawyers Award contest.

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    Re: BEST LAWYER/INSURANCE STORY OF THE YEAR

    hahaha thats great!



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    Re: BEST LAWYER/INSURANCE STORY OF THE YEAR

    awesome, definitely the best lawyer/insurance story i've read this year.

    but to be fair, it's the first lawyer/insurance story i've read this year.

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    Re: BEST LAWYER/INSURANCE STORY OF THE YEAR

    hhahahahaha HOW DO YOU FEEL!!!!
    hahahaha.

    the lawyer should have known
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    Re: BEST LAWYER/INSURANCE STORY OF THE YEAR

    it's a good story but it's old man, it's one of the classic american sue stories

    it's up there with the McDonalds coffee in the lap and the 90s hollywood actress who sued a french farmer for damages to her reputation after he sued her because her horse jumped a fence and fucked his horse too hard maiming it in the process

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    Re: BEST LAWYER/INSURANCE STORY OF THE YEAR

    Quote Originally Posted by Blurr View Post
    it's a good story but it's old man, it's one of the classic american sue stories

    it's up there with the McDonalds coffee in the lap and the 90s hollywood actress who sued a french farmer for damages to her reputation after he sued her because her horse jumped a fence and fucked his horse too hard maiming it in the process
    Fucking hell I wanna hear more about this story.


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    Re: BEST LAWYER/INSURANCE STORY OF THE YEAR

    I've heard that a man collapsed in America and was ressucitated by a passer by; saving his life, but sued the guy for breaking one of his ribs in the process.

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    Re: BEST LAWYER/INSURANCE STORY OF THE YEAR

    hahaha didnt see that one backfiring

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    Re: BEST LAWYER/INSURANCE STORY OF THE YEAR

    Quote Originally Posted by jmzmaloney View Post
    Fucking hell I wanna hear more about this story.
    sorry man, it was in the paper a few year's ago but can't find anything online about it, mainly coz i can't remember who the actress was

    the words "actress horse fucked hard" come up with some undesirable results

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    Re: BEST LAWYER/INSURANCE STORY OF THE YEAR

    HaHa thats brilliant.
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    Re: BEST LAWYER/INSURANCE STORY OF THE YEAR

    Undesirable maybe for you but youve sorted my evenings entertainment out.


    Quote Originally Posted by Radius View Post
    Nah man, don't beg for forgivness. If you have the conviction to be different, stick,by it , even if some people don't get it. Don't worry about them, they weren't meant to get it..the true rebels walk alone.... but if you go all homo on us you really are on your own ya get me.

    for we are here for one reason, and one reason only.

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    Re: BEST LAWYER/INSURANCE STORY OF THE YEAR

    that's quality, nice one
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    Re: BEST LAWYER/INSURANCE STORY OF THE YEAR

    The good lawyer is not the man who has an eye to every side and angle of contingency, and qualifies all his qualifications, but who throws himself on your part so heartily, that he can get you out of a scrape.
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    Re: BEST LAWYER/INSURANCE STORY OF THE YEAR

    It's a funny story but is it actually true tho?

    If he has unlawfully burn the insured goods then they never would have paid out in the first place.. they would have just used that as there defence in court and he never would have won the case.


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    Re: BEST LAWYER/INSURANCE STORY OF THE YEAR

    Quote Originally Posted by JamesZero View Post
    It's a funny story but is it actually true tho?

    If he has unlawfully burn the insured goods then they never would have paid out in the first place.. they would have just used that as there defence in court and he never would have won the case.
    maybe they realised after

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