I have a problem, not a bad problem but it needs solving.

[sam the dnb man]

Last night i had relations with a female and she massacred my neck. got a huge lovebite, its fucking massive.

i need it gone by tomorrow does anyone know how to make it go away? haha

[Ch4ndler]

dont lie sam, we know it was a male.

[Gloxxy]

Use some of your mum's foundation.

[Joey AdhD]

hahahahahahahah...u can never get away from a beefy, get ya ma's finest make up n try n cover it, if not, tip ex.

[sam the dnb man]

my mum lives in wales.

and what if a girl goes for my throat 2moro and can recognize the taste?

i could get the rumor 'sam wheres throat foundation'

[JenJen]

i agree all about the foundation haha!!

theres no chance youll get it gone by then

[Joey AdhD]

show it off to ya mates, say u got bit by a bear, they and all the girls will think i are macho...job done, no batty make up needed and your kudos will go thru the roof.

[$marty]

Man up and wear it with pride. Why did you want no one to see? Have you been playing away??

[Textbook]

i would just stay inside. i cant stand those things.

[djhektikz]

Keep punching yourself in the neck till u bruise up then say sumone karate chooped u rite on the neck

[sam the dnb man]

loads of my mates saw it at 6th form, they know what happened.

but i dont want some people to know.
lol

im not cheating on anyone or anything i just dont want them to know lol

[Ch4ndler]

smear honey on it.

dunno if it would work but post a picture, would be funny

[Controller]

rub some toothpaste into it

[sam the dnb man]

il take a photo in abit

[$marty]

loads of my mates saw it at 6th form, they know what happened.

but i dont want some people to know.
lol

im not cheating on anyone or anything i just dont want them to know lol

C'mon sonny jim, explain