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    A painful thing happened to me today in a toilet

    I was having a shit in a cubicle, and you feel pretty vulnerable when do this as it is. Imagine my horror when some guy sits in the one next to me and goes "Alright mate". I ignored him, but I was squirming. I then thought about responding, but the time period where I could have responded had passed. After far too long a pause, I gave a pathetic "Yeah I'm fine thanks". More awkward silence followed, I was desperately trying to hold in everything to avoid making any noise whatsoever. Just when I thought things couldn't get any worse, he pipes up again. "You having a good day mate?" I was literally desperate, I seriously cosidered reinacting the scene from Trainspotting and disappearing down the toilet. "Yeah its been good thanks mate" I quivered, and in a desperate attempt to look as though I was into this bizare conversation asked "How about yours?". Then came the final nail in the coffin: he said "Look mate I'm gonna have to call you back, there's some prick in the cubicle next door answering all my questions".

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    Re: A painful thing happened to me today in a toilet

    LOL!

    joke or real?..

    its waffle, anything is possible

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    Re: A painful thing happened to me today in a toilet

    yhahahahaha///if that is real that is so awkward!!

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    I COULD DO THAT IN A FKING NINTENDO. THIS THREAD IS SHIT.

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    Re: A painful thing happened to me today in a toilet

    AH ROCK*. A POOP STORY?


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    with body languange grunts and howls we have become best friends. but i know now, for a fact, he will fuck yo bitch. you think hes your new firend well he wont stop there, he will fuck yo momma yo girl yo sister yo father yo uncle whole family patoo. but hes a great guy, its just body lamguage and onomapoetic grunts dont really convey much info

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    Re: A painful thing happened to me today in a toilet

    I had an unfortunate bowel movement once in a mall but the gents was closed so i had to run in the ladies cubicles which was full, so i had to kick down one of the doors shouted "lets butterfly!" jumped on her lap and released my eructation partially on her lap

    we then shook hands and didnt exchange phone numbers

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    Re: A painful thing happened to me today in a toilet

    Quote Originally Posted by toejam View Post
    I had an unfortunate bowel movement once in a mall but the gents was closed so i had to run in the ladies cubicles which was full, so i had to kick down one of the doors shouted "lets butterfly!" jumped on her lap and released my eructation partially on her lap

    we then shook hands and didnt exchange phone numbers
    That was me! I was hoping that one day fate would bring us back together!


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    Re: A painful thing happened to me today in a toilet

    well its a joke , bltently .. coz there wouodnt be a pause and silence if the dude was on the phone, he would carry on talking .. or if its true and i got my turd timing mixed up then that is a fukin funny story , little like dan m's a while back..i have done very simiar also , been stood about , geezer next to me comes out with ' alrite fella ' ... im like alrite mate , look at him and hes on the phone .. done that a couple of times im sure



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    Re: A painful thing happened to me today in a toilet

    Quote Originally Posted by ETHIX View Post
    well its a joke , bltently .. coz there wouodnt be a pause and silence if the dude was on the phone, he would carry on talking .. or if its true and i got my turd timing mixed up then that is a fukin funny story , little like dan m's a while back..i have done very simiar also , been stood about , geezer next to me comes out with ' alrite fella ' ... im like alrite mate , look at him and hes on the phone .. done that a couple of times im sure
    You ever been walking down a street with a mate then you turn to him and say something and you get an arse-faced old woman looking at you like you just shat in her handbag because your mate decided to stop and look in some shop window? Bad times..


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