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    Best Fruit Machine

    Whats pays out the most/your favourite?

    ITBOX IS HUGE!!

    Gambling is the don end of
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    Re: Best Fruit Machine

    what

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    I call it the Twenteens

    but then and again, if I had a child I'd call it Excalibur.

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    Re: Best Fruit Machine

    Fruit machine, its all lies i tell ya, LIES!! LIES!!

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    Re: Best Fruit Machine

    Gambling is good for:

    a) math geniuses who can count cards and win

    and

    b) the mathematically challenged who don't realise how much they are being taxed

    Booze & hookers are a better way to spend your money.
    I'll be back one day. Beware.

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    Re: Best Fruit Machine

    You are a fool not to gamble.

    Gambles is what makes life worth living!!

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    Re: Best Fruit Machine

    I gambled with a python, the python lost

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    Re: Best Fruit Machine

    gambling.is.gay

    END THREAD/

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    thought you meant dis



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    Re: Best Fruit Machine

    Theres a couple of guys at the place where i work that rinse the fruitys every night. if they are on a shift, they keep an eye on people on the machines and if they don't see them pay out will usually hit the jackpot (35) after putting a few quid in. I see them do it almost every night now. Probably also helps that they know the machines really well 'cos they've been there ages! Easy money if you know how.

    Also, the probability of winning on one of those stacker machines goes down ridiculously after somebody wins a major prize. It's adjustable but by default it goes up again to between 10% and 25% after 400 plays depending on how many minor prizes it has given out in between. If we have a busy weekend at work then on sunday or monday night you can walk out with a nintendo DS, camera or ipod for about 7 or 8 quid. most of the major prizes will get about 30 to 50 on eBay, more usually for a DS if you don't open it.

    Again, good money if you know how

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    Re: Best Fruit Machine

    DEAL OR NO DEAL!!!

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    Re: Best Fruit Machine

    Quote Originally Posted by djhektikz View Post
    DEAL OR NO DEAL!!!
    You know, best one about at the mo....My mate won big the otherday.

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    Re: Best Fruit Machine

    Buckaroo ftw

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    Re: Best Fruit Machine

    NAH.................. the best bandits are the time bandits


    Quote Originally Posted by Moskit View Post
    I want to travel back in time & stab your mum in the cunt, so she can't poison the gene pool with her cancerous offspring, tie her hands behind her back & push her down a steep flight of metal stairs into an open Biohazard Skip, then spit on her in disgust & leave her to die.
    He can't actually see who is attacking him plus he has to fend them off with his handbag hands.

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    Re: Best Fruit Machine

    if im right itboxs arent even fruit machines there more like electronic pub quizzez. fruit machines themselves are shit in my opinion but gambling is great fun. i only play poker or gamble on sports i have my own little account which i ant topped up in over a year now and jus make calculated sports bets. poker i admit am addicted to poker and need to stop as internet poker isnt a fair game.


    Quote Originally Posted by Moskit View Post
    I want to travel back in time & stab your mum in the cunt, so she can't poison the gene pool with her cancerous offspring, tie her hands behind her back & push her down a steep flight of metal stairs into an open Biohazard Skip, then spit on her in disgust & leave her to die.
    He can't actually see who is attacking him plus he has to fend them off with his handbag hands.

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    Re: Best Fruit Machine

    if you have a favorite fruit machine you have a proplem

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