Anchorman

[Fes Rock]

:Ron Burgandy:

[MARKLAR]

thatd be good!

[Toejam]

Smells like big foots dick

[DJ NUERA]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMY

"URGH, IT SMELLS LIKE A TURD WITH BURNT HAIR"

[$marty]

Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast.
Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch.
Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart.
Ron Burgundy: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.
Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.

[$marty]

Brian Fantana: That was one crazy party. I am hung over.
Champ Kind: I woke up on the floor of some Japanese family's rec room, and they would NOT stop screaming.
Brick Tamland: I ate a big, red candle.

[$marty]

You're a real hooker. I'm gonna slap you in public.

[chanty]

lol where can i watch this film i aint got it on dvd any more its jooooke

[$marty]

lol where can i watch this film i aint got it on dvd any more its jooooke

You should get the 2 disc special with the lost movie "Wake Up Ron Burgandy". I think you can get it for about £5

[Riisu]

Brick Tamland: I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.

Brian Fantana: Well, that's just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy!

[*Chloe]

60 PERCENT OF THE TIME IT WORKS EVERYTIME

[Sc0tty]

LOUD NOISES!!!!

[BDS]

LOUD NOISES!!!!

LOOOOOOOOUD NOISES!!

[muzzadj]

LOOOOOOOOUD NOISES!!

LOUD NOISES!!!!

[Fes Rock]

your a dirty pirate hooker