DNB Forum FOOTBALL THREAD

[Borf™]

I have a felling we'll lose.

Not that I care, there's nothing wrong with losing to cheats.

And we're not really jokes, when you compare us to other teams, when it comes to how much money we actually spend on players. Plenty more lower teams than us spend more.

Plus over the past two seasons we've been riddled with injury to big players.

Van Persie, Rosicky and Eduardo last season, Rosicky, Eduardo and now Walcott this season.

Rosicky and Eduardo are two quality players. Highly important to our play really, and they've been out for a long time. Everyone seems to completely forget about that though.

[Jacomelli]

Chelsea....To win, end of.

[logikz]

did you see the fucking football thread? top? sticky? in your brain

[Borf™]

Logikz on the warpath!

[logikz]

haha im basically still drunk. didnty stay up late though jus got reeeal fucked up. was good mane. i needed that. rinse out my brain kind of thing.

[spiderfran286]

Chelsea were bare jokes for 50 yrs before a suger daddy gave them a helping hand!!

JUST A FEW SHITTY ARSENAL JOKES

Why do Arsenal fans whistle on the toilet ??
So they know which end to wipe.

Why do Arsenal men like smart women ??
Opposites attract.

How many Arsenal players does it take to change a light bulb?
Eleven - one to change it and ten to play the offside trap.

Whats the difference between an Arsenal fan and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

MAN CITY 3 - 0 ARSENAL (U LOSE)

ARSENAL 0 - 2 ASTON VILLA (U LOSE)

STOKE 2 - 1 ARSENAL (U LOSE)

ARSENAL 4 - 4 TOTTENHAM (U CANT EVEN BEAT THE YIDS!)

ARSENAL 1 - 2 HULL (U LOSE)

AND U REALLY THINK YOUR GUNNA BEAT A TEAM THATS LOST ABOUT 3-4 TIMES IN THE LAST 4 YEARS!

EVEN ARSENAL FANS ARE BARE JOKES

HAHAHAHA

[Borf™]

Lol, admit it though man, Chelsea wouldn't be near Arsenal, Liverpool or Manchester United without the cash.

I know 3 Chelsea fans, that I know have 100% always been Chelsea fans, because they were in infant school. And they admit they're success is due to their cash.

[Sc0tty]

Why do Chelsea fans whistle on the toilet ??
So they know which end to wipe.

Why do Chelsea men like smart women ??
Opposites attract.

How many Chelsea players does it take to change a light bulb?
Eleven - one to change it and ten to play the offside trap.

Whats the difference between an Chelsea fan and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

FIXED

[spiderfran286]

Lol, admit it though man, Chelsea wouldn't be near Arsenal, Liverpool or Manchester United without the cash.

I know 3 Chelsea fans, that I know have 100% always been Chelsea fans, because they were in infant school. And they admit they're success is due to their cash.

YEAH IVE ALWAYS BEEN A CHELSEA BOY, YEAH THE CASH HAS GOT US TO WHERE WE ARE TODAY. WE WER GOOD BEFORE THE MONEY THO, JUST NOT AS GOOD

MAYBE IF U HADN'T SPENT MILLIONS ON A NEW STADIUM........

AND SCOTTY CHANGING ONE WORD IN MY JOKES DONT REALLY WORK, COME UP WITH SOMETHING MORE ORIGINAL

AND FINALLY

WHO'S TOP OF THE LEAGUE?
WHOS IN A SORRY 5TH PLACE?

[spiderfran286]

MAN CITY 3 - 0 ARSENAL (U LOSE)

ARSENAL 0 - 2 ASTON VILLA (U LOSE)

STOKE 2 - 1 ARSENAL (U LOSE)

ARSENAL 4 - 4 TOTTENHAM (U CANT EVEN BEAT THE YIDS!)

ARSENAL 1 - 2 HULL (U LOSE)

COMPARED TO OUR RESULTS AGAINST THE SAME TEAMS

MAN CITY 1 - 3 CHELSEA (WE WIN)

CHELSEA 2 - 0 ASTON VILLA (WE WIN)

STOKE 0 - 2 CHELSEA (WE WIN)

CHELSEA 1 - 1 TOTTENHAM (TO BE FAIR WE CANT BEAT THE YIDS!!)

HULL 0 - 3 CHELSEA (WE WIN)

SO ALL THE GAMES U HAVE LOST, WE HAVE WON!

ALSO GOTTA ADD THESE KILLINGS IN

CHELSEA 5 - 0 SUNDERLAND (WE WIN)

MIDDLESBOROUGH 0 - 5 CHELSEA (WE WIN)

CHELSEA 4 - 0 PORTSMOUTH (WE BEAT THEM 4-0 TWICE THIS SEASON ALREADY)


THERES ONLY ONE TEAM IN LONDON! ONE TEAM IN LOOOOOOOOOOONNDON!

[Sc0tty]

YEAH IVE ALWAYS BEEN A CHELSEA BOY, YEAH THE CASH HAS GOT US TO WHERE WE ARE TODAY. WE WER GOOD BEFORE THE MONEY THO, JUST NOT AS GOOD

MAYBE IF U HADN'T SPENT MILLIONS ON A NEW STADIUM........

AND SCOTTY CHANGING ONE WORD IN MY JOKES DONT REALLY WORK, COME UP WITH SOMETHING MORE ORIGINAL

AND FINALLY

WHO'S TOP OF THE LEAGUE?
WHOS IN A SORRY 5TH PLACE?

Ermm just pointing out that they are not exactly personal jokes to arsenal and could be used against any football team, you come up with some more original jokes and I will

[djflicky]

Chelsea are just a large bunch of cunts!! yeah Arsenal have slipped slightly over the last few week but to even suggest that we will finish 5th is crazy and very nieve on ur part!! chelsea were just better than average before the money u were punching well above ur weight. Arsenal might be slumping at the moment but that is because we respect football and not try and ruin it buy pumping ridiculous amounts of money around it, we play football the way it was created to play and not try and buy success like Chelsea have done for the last 5 years and will carry on till Money bags decides he is bored with you and leaves you with crippling debts

[Sc0tty]

Chelsea are just a large bunch of cunts!! yeah Arsenal have slipped slightly over the last few week but to even suggest that we will finish 5th is crazy and very nieve on ur part!! chelsea were just better than average before the money u were punching well above ur weight. Arsenal might be slumping at the moment but that is because we respect football and not try and ruin it buy pumping ridiculous amounts of money around it, we play football the way it was created to play and not try and buy success like Chelsea have done for the last 5 years and will carry on till Money bags decides he is bored with you and leaves you with crippling debts

Fuck chelsea!!!!

[Borf™]

I can't wait for the crippling debts.

[RY(Mec)]

All about liverpool this year dont matter they are playing shit but still winning