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[spiderfran286]

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[spiderfran286]

NEWS
Tony Adams New PORTSMOUTH manager

[logikz]

good call, stuck

[spiderfran286]

MIDGET RONALDINHO! HAHA

[Sc0tty]

CHELSEA RENT BOYS!

[dubster001]

[safety]

luton town? staying up or going down?

i've been a few times this season and we're shit at home, on home form we're definatley going down, on away form we could stay up. my gut feeling is no though, i think we're off to the non leagues. started the season with minus 30 points, a quarter of the season in and we're still twenty points behind the team just out of the relegation zone. i don't think we can do it.

so what i say fran, is fuck chelsea's home record, the only reason you were unbeaten for four years or whatever was because morinho wouldn't let his side attack, all the players spent most of the match lined up stroking each others dicks on the half way line. so stop bitching because you got beat by a team that are actually better than you.and come support a team with real problems*

[Sc0tty]

Heres a joke for you fran:

There's a new teacher starting at a school in liverpool, or her first day to try an make friends with the class she asks everyone in the room who suports liverpool to put there hands up... Everyone apart from one little girl puts there hand up, so the teacher asks "dont you suport liverpool?" to wich the girl replies "no" the teacher then asks who she suports, and the little girl replies "West ham" the teacher then asks why she suports west ham, to which the girl replies "because my parents do." The teacher then asks "do you always do everything your parents do? What if your mum was a prostitute, and your dad was a crack head who robbed cars for a living?" to which the girl replies "well then I would be a liverpool fan"

lol I know its a bit long winded, an I probly got bits wrong, but it cracked me up the first time I heard it

[spiderfran286]

stop trying to draw me in scotty

haha safety man, i go watch sheffield wednesday every week, i know what its like watching a team of no hopers 4 years!

[spiderfran286]

Heres a joke for you fran:

There's a new teacher starting at a school in liverpool, or her first day to try an make friends with the class she asks everyone in the room who suports liverpool to put there hands up... Everyone apart from one little girl puts there hand up, so the teacher asks "dont you suport liverpool?" to wich the girl replies "no" the teacher then asks who she suports, and the little girl replies "West ham" the teacher then asks why she suports west ham, to which the girl replies "because my parents do." The teacher then asks "do you always do everything your parents do? What if your mum was a prostitute, and your dad was a crack head who robbed cars for a living?" to which the girl replies "well then I would be a liverpool fan"

lol I know its a bit long winded, an I probly got bits wrong, but it cracked me up the first time I heard it

haha its pretty good man
i remember going to watch wednesday play them and we wer singing (to the tune of "you are my sunshine")

your just a scouser, an ugly scouser
your only hap-py on Giro day
your mums out stealin'
your dads drug dealin'
so dont you take my hubcaps away

haha

[Sc0tty]

"Park... Park,
where ever you maybe,
You eat dogs in you own country,
could be worse,
could be scouse,
eating rats in your council house."

[spiderfran286]

"Park... Park,
where ever you maybe,
You eat dogs in you own country,
could be worse,
could be scouse,
eating rats in your council house."

do u actually sing that at him?

we had 1 @ chelsea for Frank Leboeuf
"Hes Here, Hes There, Hes Every-Fucking-Where, Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf"
but after the match he said he didnt like the fans swearing so next week we changed it to
"Hes Here, Hes There, We're Not Allowed To Swear, Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf"

haha

also ill always remember singing at Tromso, a part-time team from norway or summat
"Whats it like to play on grass?"

good times!

[Sc0tty]

do u actually sing that at him?

we had 1 @ chelsea for Frank Leboeuf
"Hes Here, Hes There, Hes Every-Fucking-Where, Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf"
but after the match he said he didnt like the fans swearing so next week we changed it to
"Hes Here, Hes There, We're Not Allowed To Swear, Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf"

haha

also ill always remember singing at Tromso, a part-time team from norway or summat
"Whats it like to play on grass"

good times!

It's not really directed at him, but in short... yes.

[duffer]

"Park... Park,
where ever you maybe,
You eat dogs in you own country,
could be worse,
could be scouse,
eating rats in your council house."

[Dan M]

ok after reading this thread an official apoligy to spiderfran ........"chelsea rent boy" sorry ad to say it! No i do apoligise mate ez