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    Idea Help for Saturday

    i am going down to Nottingham for the Splendour Festival this weekend. Only problem is they donít let alcohol in, ya gotta buy it in there (at stupid prices!!!!) can you think of a way i could sneak a ltr of vodka and bag of wine (the bag from inside a box of wine) . need some cunning ideas please people

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    Re: Help for Saturday

    PLASTIC BOTTLE

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    Re: Help for Saturday

    hide it under your hand
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    Re: Help for Saturday

    drink it before u go in then yak up into an empty glass

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    Re: Help for Saturday

    Wow, thanks everyone!

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    Re: Help for Saturday

    jam the bottle of Vodka up your ass
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    Re: Help for Saturday

    but seriously u aint gonna sneak in a bottle of vodka

    maybe sum weed shoved in ur shoe or sum pills up ur bum but alcohol is to big and obviuos
    even if u do put in a coke bottle the seal will be broken and one sniff can tell u whether its vodka or not

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    Re: Help for Saturday

    Are you not allowed any type of drink what so ever..?? bottled/glass etc...

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    Re: Help for Saturday

    try one of these Beer Bras or Beer Bellys from this website:

    http://www.thebeerbelly.com/

    Could even get the both, one for you to carry your vodka and one for the mrs to carry the wine!

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    Re: Help for Saturday

    make vodka jelly!!

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    Re: Help for Saturday

    Conceal it inside a massive bag of weed, sly like fox
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    Re: Help for Saturday

    take a hip flask and claim its a family air loom so they can't confiscate it, they might poor the alcohol out tho

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    Re: Help for Saturday

    all good ideas lads* you're best and safest way is to refuse a search, say you're autistic and if anyone goes near you or you're stuff you'll freak*

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    Re: Help for Saturday

    Quote Originally Posted by boobjunkie View Post
    Conceal it inside a massive bag of weed, sly like fox
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jungalist-Murda to Dylan (Freak Recordings)
    so you claim man but iz diz clam shot real? prolly another one of your fackin lie's ya erd me
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    Re: Help for Saturday

    No no no no, buy some fucking big pair of good ol' boots and pour them full of vodka. It's a bit weird walking with boots filled with vodka but you'll get drunk I guarantee. The alcohol goes to your vains trought your feet blad.

    It's basically the same method as I dipped my balls in vodka some years ago and held them there for a good time while watching TV at the same time. It's safe trust me

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