Indi's How To Cook Properly thread

[pantyinspector]

been years since this old boy has made a birthday cake .. atad rusty but hay .. came out okish.....

[rob_del_terror]

anyone into shredded crispy beef from the chinese.

quite easy to do, using sissors cut your beef into really thin strips, season, coat lightly in corn flour and deep fat fry. tasty as!

[pantyinspector]

A normandy apple sponge cake with custard butter-cream i've made to be judged by cake goddess Mary Berry tomorrow GULP .....

[fractal]

big in the game, im quite the avid cake maker myself

[pantyinspector]

big in the game, im quite the avid cake maker myself

POST PICS would love to see some work ... i'm no pro but love fooling sround in the kichen ,.. the cake above was made using sparkling apple juice to moisten and give the sponge a hint of apple ,.. with me sharpened global knife i managed to cut the sponge 3 times and layer 2 with apriot jam and the middle one with my experimented new custard buttercream ... just a shame i dont own a good camera to get better shots,..just hoping now i get a shot of me n mary berry while shes tasting / judging my effort .. up against 50 others so i dont know if i stand any chance of top 3 .. if i do ,.. im applying for british bake off !?!? lol ..

[pantyinspector]

I JUST MADE THESE STRAWBERRY 99 ICE CREAM CUP CAKES GREAT FOR A SUMMERS DAY !!! LICK LIPS

[$marty]

Just seen those Bri. They look awesome. My missus wanted the recipe!

[pantyinspector]

Just seen those Bri. They look awesome. My missus wanted the recipe!

blush,cheers man i will pm u it over once ive written it up to send to her .... im working on paper at the mo hamburger cup cakes ....

i will post them once im done ... cheers for the positive feedback ..

[bn14]

i ate a ghost chilli the other week. all i can say is........dont ever try it.

orange pork.

pork chops
500ml fresh orange
50g plain flower
1 chicken stock cube
1 large onion
cinnamon
some hot sauce
butter
2 apples, 1 orange

brown the pork quickly in butter, dont cook it, just seal it and put in a casserole dish.
add the chopped onion to the frying pan, cook till browned then add the flour and stock cube, stir for 1 minute. pour the orange in and bring to the boil, add a bit of cinnamon, salt, pepper to taste. a drop of hot sauce if you like a kick.

pour it all in the casserole dish, cook in the oven for a hour. after 45 mins add the peeled and chopped apple and orange. delish.

this thread is boss, props to everyone posting here so mighty fine cuisine knocking about.

gonna knock this up for dinner tonight. cheers rob. cheers indi.

[modern]

I'm not sure if this has been posted, it's simple - but I love them.

4-5 Large Potatoes
Graded cheese
Seasoning of choice (Parsley, salt and pepper, etc.)
Butter or substitute

Bake the potatoes in the oven until Tender. The time will depend on how quickly you wish to do them, but the best result is obtained by baking fairly steadily for about 11/2 hours in the centre of a very moderate oven. Cut the potatoes in half and scoop out the pulp (do this carefully, you do not want to break the skin and ruin it) put it into a big round bowl. Mash well, add butter (or substitute), seasoning and as much grated cheese as you like (me personally, a lot :>) Pile back again into the potato cases with a spoon, making it level, and sprinkle grated cheese on top to top it off, then stick back in the oven to brown. Also, some diced bacon could even go well with it, be imaginative. This is one of my fav little things to cook when eating a roast or just a meal, I love them. Delishhhhussss

[elmaruk]

Egg & Bacon Curry

Trust me

Eggs
Bacon
Onion
Curry Powder
Pepper
Salr
Oregano
Corriander
Milk
Shit loads of butter


Stick all in a fuck of pan and serve with bread. Epic drunken creation, never tried it sober. But i remember it being amazing.

[modern]

Egg & Bacon Curry

Trust me

Eggs
Bacon
Onion
Curry Powder
Pepper
Salr
Oregano
Corriander
Milk
Shit loads of butter


Stick all in a fuck of pan and serve with bread. Epic drunken creation, never tried it sober. But i remember it being amazing.

Yeah, trust Elmar, women are masters of cooking

[elmaruk]

Yeah, trust Elmar, women are masters of cooking

yeah trust

[modern]

yeah trust

Elmar is the type of woman you could hang up on a wall

[pantyinspector]

2X FRESH CREAM GATS I MADE TODAY FOR A WEDDING .. COME OUT ALRIGHT