this morning i got kicked in the balls on the tram by a random old crazy type.
put his feet up on the seat accross the aisle so i endeavoured to step over his leg
but i did it with my crotch facing his side, instead of protecting it like i should have by giving him 'the ass',
and he just foots me in the balls.
i didnt do anything, i just stood and stared at him for a couple of stops whilst
he was rambling on in some unidentifiable language waving his arms at me.
i feel weird, i suspect this will be taken out on someone who really doesnt deserve it,
for such is the life of the coward.