Classic George W. Bush quotes

[sdm]

Not sure if all these are real, but there you go.

(No offence intended to the American's among us)

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
- George W. Bush

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- George W. Bush

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is ' to be prepared '. "
- George W. Bush

" I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future. "
- George W. Bush

" The future will be better tomorrow." George W. Bush

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world. "
- George W. Bush

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made. "
- George W. Bush

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe We are a part of Europe. "
- George W. Bush

"Public speaking is very easy."
- George W. Bush

" A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls. " - George W. Bush

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur. "
- George W. Bush

" For NASA, space is still a high priority."
- George W. Bush

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
- George W. Bush

" It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. "
- George W. Bush

" It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
- George W. Bush

[dbosson153]

ha ha ha ha oh poor old mr bush, do you think he knows how much of a twat he sounds.
although, it is kind of scary that that baboon is one of the most powerful men in the world!

[YOUNG TUNA]

" It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
- George W. Bush

what the hell haha that crackers been smokin' some baaaad weed im telling you, classy.

[Thrawn 6.7]

Poor old Bush A guy in my office has a talking Bush doll on a stand. Most of the above are in its memory. There are two buttons, one for amusing and one for inspirational. My mate randomly presses them at inconvenient moments. I can't help but crease up when the boss is in crisis mode and George steps in with some stupid statement! Epic.

[Indi]

He's such a tool.

[Triple M]

" It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
- George W. Bush

Roffle!!!

[Radius]

Not sure whats more scary , that the USA goes along with the chimpanzee, or that teh US has a chimp taht can talk for president...though we have a garden gnome with a dildo ups its arse for Prime Minister ( Did you ever wonder why it smiles in taht wierd way all teh time ??!!?!!?)

[evol4276]

what a tool!

[moriaty]

it is kind of scary that that baboon is one of the most powerful men in the world!

not really dude, he's just a puppet..
his dad tho, now he's dangerous..!

[esc0rz]

Not sure whats more scary , that the USA goes along with the chimpanzee, or that teh US has a chimp taht can talk for president...though we have a garden gnome with a dildo ups its arse for Prime Minister ( Did you ever wonder why it smiles in taht wierd way all teh time ??!!?!!?)

Remember: Not all of us Americans are happy with our President. Some of us are kind of embarassed about him, accually.

[evol4276]

Remember: Not all of us Americans are happy with our President. Some of us are kind of embarassed about him, accually.

i agree with you 100% there.. i have to try and not to roll my eyes whenever people talk about him im public sometimes.. heh

[evol4276]

theres a dj shadow tune (rmx?) that came out that has samples of bush's words of wisdom throughout the tune.. kinda funny ill post it as soon as i find the clip

[evol4276]

theres a dj shadow tune that came out that has samples of bush's words of wisdom throughout the tune.. kinda funny ill post it as soon as i find the clip

hurrr!!!! http://www.diymedia.net/audio/mp3/djshadow-wybawftm.mp3

[esc0rz]

hurrr!!!! http://www.diymedia.net/audio/mp3/djshadow-wybawftm.mp3

lol

[mesh]

Remember: Not all of us Americans are happy with our President. Some of us are kind of embarassed about him, accually.

exactly, it is important to remember this and not generalise about americans.

there are looads more dopey ass quote from dubya though, lets dig some more up.

"The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him."
- G.W. Bush, 9/13/01

"I want justice...There's an old poster out West, as I recall, that said, 'Wanted: Dead or Alive,'"
- G.W. Bush, 9/17/01, UPI

"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority."
- G.W. Bush, 3/13/02

"I am truly not that concerned about him."
- G.W. Bush, repsonding to a question about bin Laden's whereabouts,
3/13/02 (The New American, 4/8/02)