Page 2 of 5 FirstFirst 1234 ... LastLast
Results 16 to 30 of 73
  1. #16
    การเผาไหม้กัญชา Castel's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Posts
    9,823
    Thanks
    209
    Thanked 215 Times in 146 Posts

    Re: are you a forum fag?

    Quote Originally Posted by JamesZero View Post
    What happens if my ring finger and index finger are currently knuckle deep in my anus? What does that make me?
    wait.. so u got ur ring finger and ur index finger up us ass.. wheres the middle finger? up there too or is that down to one side like a sir?

  2. #17
    aka Zero Beats JamesZero's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Location
    South London
    Age
    29
    Posts
    2,881
    Thanks
    12
    Thanked 13 Times in 8 Posts

    Re: are you a forum fag?

    Quote Originally Posted by Castel View Post
    wait.. so u got ur ring finger and ur index finger up us ass.. wheres the middle finger? up there too or is that down to one side like a sir?
    haha, you know I read that reply while moving my fingers into different positions trying to come up with a witty answer... instead I think I just looked like a bit of a dick in the office.


  3. #18
    การเผาไหม้กัญชา Castel's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Posts
    9,823
    Thanks
    209
    Thanked 215 Times in 146 Posts

    Re: are you a forum fag?

    Quote Originally Posted by JamesZero View Post
    haha, you know I read that reply while moving my fingers into different positions trying to come up with a witty answer... instead I think I just looked like a bit of a dick in the office.
    were u doin the invisible hand massage ball shank

  4. #19
    Nothing.......... Fes Rock's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    U WOT M8?
    Posts
    15,083
    Thanks
    2
    Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts

    Re: are you a forum fag?

    Quote Originally Posted by Castel View Post
    were u doin the invisible hand massage ball shank
    that move stricktly for the dancefloor, like your deep in the dice game rolling tripple snake eyes fam... niggas throwing 50 cent pieces on the field. When a dice game goes wrong...the corners pouted

    Quote Originally Posted by logikz View Post
    with body languange grunts and howls we have become best friends. but i know now, for a fact, he will fuck yo bitch. you think hes your new firend well he wont stop there, he will fuck yo momma yo girl yo sister yo father yo uncle whole family patoo. but hes a great guy, its just body lamguage and onomapoetic grunts dont really convey much info

  5. #20
    Original Aerial Smith Pr8 Radius's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    Somewhere over the flyover
    Posts
    7,048
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Re: are you a forum fag?

    ring finer is about half a centremetre shorter than middle one and a centremetre longer than pointing finger. Guess I ain;t a queerarse then

  6. #21
    I sees ya I do I sees ya ONSLAUGHT88's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2010
    Location
    The Northernmost Point of Kent, UK
    Posts
    4,741
    Thanks
    58
    Thanked 13 Times in 7 Posts

    Re: are you a forum fag?

    Two straight hands signing in

  7. #22
    Shaka Sonics.. Papa Jaro's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2010
    Location
    North London
    Posts
    6,368
    Thanks
    61
    Thanked 72 Times in 53 Posts

    Re: are you a forum fag?

    The easiest way to work it out is to try and remember if you've ever licked another man's cum from his fingers..
    Quote Originally Posted by Terpit View Post
    If everyone had tornadoes to defend themselves this wouldn't have happened
    https://soundcloud.com/papa-jaro/papa-j-roots-reality-mix

  8. #23
    การเผาไหม้กัญชา Castel's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Posts
    9,823
    Thanks
    209
    Thanked 215 Times in 146 Posts

    Re: are you a forum fag?

    Quote Originally Posted by Papa Jaro View Post
    The easiest way to work it out is to try and remember if you've ever licked another man's cum from his fingers..
    what if the cum drips off his fingers? is that fair game?

  9. #24
    helvetesmakt logikz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2002
    Location
    www.easternpromiseaudio.com
    Age
    70
    Posts
    2,753
    Thanks
    168
    Thanked 220 Times in 145 Posts

    Re: are you a forum fag?

    ok ok what about if its the other mans cum on your fingers, and you lick it, but first, you do a capital Z on a dead fucking carpenter swank and its his own ermmm cum and that see thats way worse is it not
    ______________________
    .2079-e|Hong Kru|RSA|Dam Nation
    .Omega Ape Society|Babylon Falling
    .dbs.reactor grits.scam.logikz.phuture-t.splinter.drome.
    .http://www.easternpromiseaudio.com/

    Quote Originally Posted by Jungalist-Murda to Dylan (Freak Recordings)
    so you claim man but iz diz rave real? prolly another one of your fackin lie's ya erd me
    colombian chris rules asssssss

  10. #25
    Nothing.......... Fes Rock's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    U WOT M8?
    Posts
    15,083
    Thanks
    2
    Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts

    Re: are you a forum fag?

    Quote Originally Posted by logikz View Post
    ok ok what about if its the other mans cum on your fingers, and you lick it, but first, you do a capital Z on a dead fucking carpenter swank and its his own ermmm cum and that see thats way worse is it not
    sirus has truely stepped up his game here

    "sow her ears to the carpet and blind her with ejaculate.
    then set up an elaborate scalectrix set around her naked form and invite all your mates round.
    drink masses of pernod laced with bath salts, until the heat rage hits, then strip naked and chew everyones face off."

    it took me back to white doves.
    the ring finger thread was pure win.
    Quote Originally Posted by logikz View Post
    with body languange grunts and howls we have become best friends. but i know now, for a fact, he will fuck yo bitch. you think hes your new firend well he wont stop there, he will fuck yo momma yo girl yo sister yo father yo uncle whole family patoo. but hes a great guy, its just body lamguage and onomapoetic grunts dont really convey much info

  11. #26
    helvetesmakt logikz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2002
    Location
    www.easternpromiseaudio.com
    Age
    70
    Posts
    2,753
    Thanks
    168
    Thanked 220 Times in 145 Posts

    Re: are you a forum fag?

    that quote makes me chuckle, i would nord rage in excitement if i wasnt so fking sedated
    ______________________
    .2079-e|Hong Kru|RSA|Dam Nation
    .Omega Ape Society|Babylon Falling
    .dbs.reactor grits.scam.logikz.phuture-t.splinter.drome.
    .http://www.easternpromiseaudio.com/

    Quote Originally Posted by Jungalist-Murda to Dylan (Freak Recordings)
    so you claim man but iz diz rave real? prolly another one of your fackin lie's ya erd me
    colombian chris rules asssssss

  12. #27
    Nothing.......... Fes Rock's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    U WOT M8?
    Posts
    15,083
    Thanks
    2
    Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts

    Re: are you a forum fag?

    Quote Originally Posted by logikz View Post
    that quote makes me chuckle, i would nord rage in excitement if i wasnt so fking sedated
    ah this is the ring finger thread. i bump the thread in question, maybe it was akmed thread or marlok, forget, they on igno
    Quote Originally Posted by logikz View Post
    with body languange grunts and howls we have become best friends. but i know now, for a fact, he will fuck yo bitch. you think hes your new firend well he wont stop there, he will fuck yo momma yo girl yo sister yo father yo uncle whole family patoo. but hes a great guy, its just body lamguage and onomapoetic grunts dont really convey much info

  13. #28
    helvetesmakt logikz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2002
    Location
    www.easternpromiseaudio.com
    Age
    70
    Posts
    2,753
    Thanks
    168
    Thanked 220 Times in 145 Posts

    Re: are you a forum fag?

    oh yeah right you are it is the ring finger thread. about if ones longer than the other. well i saw the new batman today, and if not for a little weird repetition (they close off gotham from the mainland and so forth) it was awesommmmm
    ______________________
    .2079-e|Hong Kru|RSA|Dam Nation
    .Omega Ape Society|Babylon Falling
    .dbs.reactor grits.scam.logikz.phuture-t.splinter.drome.
    .http://www.easternpromiseaudio.com/

    Quote Originally Posted by Jungalist-Murda to Dylan (Freak Recordings)
    so you claim man but iz diz rave real? prolly another one of your fackin lie's ya erd me
    colombian chris rules asssssss

  14. #29
    変なひと SIRUS's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Posts
    4,254
    Thanks
    16
    Thanked 71 Times in 21 Posts

    Re: are you a forum fag?

    I have a thumb that more bends than the other. you can either accept that or just move the fuck along.

    Ghandi didn't have an extra bendy thumb and he was pretty flexible, by most peoples standards. Even Mother Teresa called him a slick cunt, and she had mad twerkin skills way before her time.

  15. #30
    Bertie Drakes dirty breaks's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2010
    Location
    brirty deaks
    Posts
    4,926
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Re: are you a forum fag?

    Quote Originally Posted by SIRUS View Post
    Ghandi didn't have an extra bendy thumb and he was pretty flexible, by most peoples standards. Even Mother Teresa called him a slick cunt, and she had mad twerkin skills way before her time.
    VG Roots has got a 2 minute section of mother teresa and ghandi daggering to this


Page 2 of 5 FirstFirst 1234 ... LastLast

Similar Threads

  1. big upz dnb forum!
    By tr7 kid in forum Introduce Yourself
    Replies: 10
    Last Post: 15-01-2010, 16:33
  2. HI im new to this forum <3
    By MDMA` in forum Drum & Bass
    Replies: 10
    Last Post: 06-01-2010, 04:31
  3. A forum looks like this one
    By RevTech in forum Website Feedback
    Replies: 13
    Last Post: 12-01-2009, 10:40
  4. Ez - our first mix on this forum
    By EXODUS_PR in forum Members Mixes
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: 20-11-2008, 15:55
  5. Request Sub Forum In Mix Forum
    By Fes Rock in forum Website Feedback
    Replies: 32
    Last Post: 26-11-2007, 23:31

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •