Bring back the EMPIRE
http://www.chrisworfolk.com/medalstable/Tired of Great Britain languishing at the bottom of the medals table? Never fear, I've redistributed the medal count to include all the countries we used to own, and suddenly things look a lot more rosy for us.
We still got the BEST DANCE MUSIC SCENE IN THE WORLD
So personally i DONT CARE about the sporting limpdicks ?!?! ...