of alcohol in ure gaff, when all the shops and pubs are shut ...
just finished a brandy and orange cordial ... no mixer ... sad sad times... just been raiding the cupboards and every room, house looks like ive been burgled.. HALP






of alcohol in ure gaff, when all the shops and pubs are shut ...
just finished a brandy and orange cordial ... no mixer ... sad sad times... just been raiding the cupboards and every room, house looks like ive been burgled.. HALP





dial a booze






i've ended up on a bottle of port whilst in a situation like that. eurgh...






meh .. a bottle of port would be a treat , nice slice of cheese and a basil leaf... suit you





ffs does anyone read what type...phone dial a booze






in portsmouth... not heard of one.. if there is on a thurs night appydays





Used to be like that only with weed so i can kinda relate.
Would it be a bad time to mension i have half a bottle of JD next to me :'(






This shit always happens to me, I get into massive stockpiling of booze, try to build a collection up, so I can be like in one of those movies when people come over, say "what would you like" and have everything in a fine veneered cabinet. Then one day I'll fancy a glass of wine and drink the whole lot, fitting work in between, Navy rum is always the last to go. You know your at your worst when your hitting the Navy Rum






Ive had worse....
The last line.
Now that really does feel like its the end of the world. Last line.... dealers not answering.... and you got a couple of mates sat next to you who finsihed there wrap an hour a go.... they are now staring at the last line that you have in the hope that you might share it... so you do... and then you realise... well.... ive just shared a shitty small line amongst three.... so ive bassically just banged a dab up my nostrels.... which isnt going to do shit..... and now i have to sit in a room with too other peeps on a coke come down while all i want to do is watch dirtbag porn and have a wank.....
yeh... you know it.
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