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[Castel]

1. Bras are 600 years old.

2. The Nazis plotted to kill Sir Winston Churchill with an exploding bar of chocolate.

3. Promiscuous squid swim more slowly after sex.

4. Mexicans drink more bottled water per capita than any other country.

5. ANC guerrillas contacted London to get the exact wording of a Julius Caesar speech.

6. Albatrosses are serially unfaithful to their long-term partners.

7. George Michael woke from his coma with a "vaguely Bristolian" accent.

8. Iron age Britons liked olives.

9. The restaurant Noma imports 22,000 live ants from Denmark every day for its starter at Claridge's.

10. Seabirds can identify their relatives by sniffing them.

/ saturday nites never been more exciting

[MARKLAR]

dont take my word cuntlip

[Castel]

fuck u whore face

[Castel]

a black trumpeter John Blanke played regularly at the courts of Henry VII and Henry VIII



badman

[MARKLAR]

no i demand you delete this thread an ting or i will be forced to crywank into an envelope and send it to you

on an unrelated matter whats your address?

[Castel]

envelope won't do the job mate. need some kinda of tube.. or a jiffy bag maybe

[MARKLAR]

my cum is dry
dust

[Castel]

condiment?

[MARKLAR]

cumdiment

[Castel]

niceee

[Papa Jaro]

Is this thread now about Marlok's cum? Interesting.

[Black Homo]

Sure is heterosexual in here, u boys need to link up.

[IV4]

How come black homo gets his own avatar???? I bet thats not him. I think he is a fat mixed guy. Most definatly strait as an arrow. Whats that old English saying. "Methinks the lady doth protest too much," Yea he has got to be strait.

[Castel]

black homo sits at the very top of dnbforum hierarchy

[Moskit]

Iv4's looking a bit of leng...