is that the book we were gonna write. i never wrote a book. i say, where is the kettle. and why are all the circuits occupied. life, as many people have spotted, is, of course, terribly unfair. queue single tear down cheek and neil youngs 'heart of gold'. then hyena offal in a bucket.
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Originally Posted by Jungalist-Murda to Dylan (Freak Recordings)colombian chris rules asssssss
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you should try adding 50 shades of glasgow on facebook. heres some of the things that are written
Sandra came out of the dancing looking like a dug-up Heather Trott from EastEnders, more chins than a Chinese phone book and an exposed Fanny like a ripped out fireplace
Her legs had been stretched out more than a wayns Stretch Armstrong at Christmas and had pulled more shite out of her fud than an ALDI Christmas Cracker.
She said she likes my snide watch
But she wants my staffy
And she stay up all hours watching QVC
She said she loves my disses
She bought my CD
And so I put her number in my ma maw's pink BB
wae a hole for your meat
And the I'll film it all up on my Nokia N93
She had been passed about more than a scud-book in the jail, but Chris didn't mind he wanted his jam-roll and he wanted it now. Chantelle began to undress slowly taking off her tore UGG boots and pulling down her Henleys jeans.. she stopped.. "fuck sake no again, hawd oan" Chantelle punched her tampon back inside her "Fuckin tena-lady £2 they cost me" Chris looked startled but Chantelle assured him grabbing him close and looking him deep in the eyes "either you get that cock up or am pushing it in"
He burst through her backdoors like a PossoPark drugs-raid, this search was going to be deep and thorough.
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So this 50 shades of gay is just soft pron for girls then ?
50 shades of shit on twitter us pretty funny