Macho Piccihu

[Castel]

i hope you appreciate irony

explain?

[RocksteadyUK]

I can imagine you now Rocks.
"Where are you going on your holiday Gareth?"
"I'm goin to MACHO PIKACHOO"

AAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!

hhaha totally with the fucked up pronounciation and the twisted up face thinking its going to be like aya napa half empty pint in the air and sooo excited. come back after two days pale in the face refusing to talk about it, the most he will say about it is 'they wanted us to... walk... (and then in a whisper) far' and forever racist against all latin americans from then on. its only natural rocks. also, the closest you ever got to spelunking was sticking a g i joe up your arse in the bathtub. slow walking fool.

You know me too well mate! Ill end up having to get a 4ft tall south american coke farmer to piggy back me up to the top.... WHERES THE FAKIN COCAINE YOU MONG!!!??

AMAZEBALLS!!!

[richie_stix]

explain?

your going somewhere untouched by the west... you are from the west and will touch it

[logikz]

... me up to the top.... WHERES THE FAKIN COCAINE YOU MONG!!!??

HEAHEAHEAHEAHEAAHEEAH THE ONE MAN INQUISITION EAEAHEAHEH

[logikz]

oh my days, tell me you didnt just whoop that up???

[Castel]

your going somewhere untouched by the west... you are from the west and will touch it

lol, never thought of it like that!

[RocksteadyUK]

wow, sounds and looks fuckin amazing. that ancient castle is badass! i hope one day i can learn to dive.. but i struggle with the whole breathing thing with snorkle!



ahaha

mate do it!! its not that hard really. You just got to remember to remain calm and dont breathe quickly... I found the breathing the hardest part too... but after a few dives your ok.

It takes a while before you can do Cave/Cavern diving you have to do the following:

Basic Dive
Open Water
Advanced Open Water
Enriched Air
Deep Dive
Cavern Dive

I done Wreck Diving before i done Cavern.... as I thought it would be more interesting... but its not really.... but before you know it... you will be qualified. I literally done diving for maybe the last 3 or 4 holidays ive been on over the last 6 years. It took my mrs 2 holidays to catch up with me... although she didnt do Wreck Diving.


Its well worth it mate!!! and..... if you get to the stage where you have done loads of dives... you can do it as a career.... Im kinda thinking to start the rescue diving and then Master Diver courses.... but its a fair wack of money once you get to that end of the scale.

[richie_stix]

lol, never thought of it like that!

i'm not saying DONT GO AND RUIN IT... im just a fan of irony

[richie_stix]

oh my days, tell me you didnt just whoop that up???

no, but i could of done had i wanted too

[Castel]

Its well worth it mate!!! and..... if you get to the stage where you have done loads of dives... you can do it as a career.... Im kinda thinking to start the rescue diving and then Master Diver courses.... but its a fair wack of money once you get to that end of the scale.

one of 2nd or 3rd cousins is a diver.. not sure if shes professional or what. but shes in some sort of club in leamington spa.. so im gunna see if she can help me get started.. just gotta get over my fear of drowning! ive never been a great swimmer in open water or any water actually!

land creature me lol