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    the worlds richest woman



    how low would you sink to get your hands on her cash? some say that its only women who would happily date a billionaire if they were fat, 90 years old or down syndromed up but surely guys can sink pretty low too in the name of cash.

    at what point would you go all meat loaf on her and say listen bitch i would do anything for money, but i won't do that.

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    Re: the worlds richest woman

    It's shit like this that makes me really cherish being raised by anacho-artist squatters..
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    Re: the worlds richest woman

    I mean wolves.
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    Re: the worlds richest woman

    i'd stick her even if she was poor

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    Re: the worlds richest woman

    id double chin wank that shit



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    she blatantly has got her own hareem full of rent boys. bet she loves chocolate cake being pounded up her batty.

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    I´d rather kill her - no matter how - to get her money.


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    Re: the worlds richest woman

    Or you could just pull a Kim Kardashian and get married for 72 days. Then make up some rubbish reason and take half her shit!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scrapped View Post
    take half her shit!
    you don't need to get married, have sex or even look at this woman to do this...

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    I heard the most common excuse for these gold digger divorces is "He can't satisfy me sexually.." as if you marry a 87 year old walking corpse kept alive on a cocktail of dubious and probably illegal chemicals for is sex appeal, expecting him to give you super sized combo orgasms thrice a fucking day!
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    Re: the worlds richest woman

    i bet she has an amazing kitchen

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    One of the UK's richest women has been found dead in west London, the BBC understands.
    which one of u was it! seem the BBC are sympathetic to your cause..

    can i borrow a fiver?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Castel View Post
    you don't need to get married, have sex or even look at this woman to do this...

    haha


    Dude, She must have serious trust issues though. I bet you she thinks every guy is after her money. I'm sure she could afford a boy toy
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    Re: the worlds richest woman

    I'd let her dominate me for a few quid.

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    Just did a quick search on google... found a page about her, apparently she makes about £400 a second! WHAAAAT!!!
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