i love being single

[logikz]

I DONT but dat dunmean i still pull some trim since i broke up with my 4 year twat 4 day ago.....fo'free nigga

for really fam, you alright? im here if you want to talk.

Is someone in here a rockstar, do we have royalty in this thread? Gas stations you say I can believe that trucker denim, wipe oil slick on jeans, high class lady on knees, penetration. Theres a guy at work also works at a petrol station, dont think hes fucked anyone in his life, addicted to lottery scratch cards, spends £20 a night scratching cards, I dont know who to believe

haha good point, its a double edged sword it would seem! i guess he could have been a carpet cleaner or a streetsweeper or a doctor or a lawyer wouldnt have mattered, some guys just have that thing about them, just walk into a room, fuck all the girls, and i mean every single one, walk out, buy some milk, watch tv. its a knack, one that id like to have. boy oh boy. but you know whats scary about all that, aids. but you know whats scarier? condoms. they are shit. too fiddly and difficult to get into and if youre drunk and high you can lose concentration, the pussy dries up, dick goes limp and all that licking and a rubbin and a kissing was for nowt. but you should carry them with you cos you never know when you meet a girl that simply insists. i love the look on her face when you pull one out and go 'oh, alright then' and shes like uh-oh, looks like im not getting out of this one. just spread and close her eyes and think of england whilst i go bazerk in her vag.

[Fes Rock]

for really fam, you alright? im here if you want to talk.

HOW?

[Gumby]

YEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

I am fucking loving being single. Going out where I want to go, talking to who I want, leaving when I want, going home with whoever I want, spend all my money on myself.... IT IS GLORIOUS!

I've had a few guys try to start relationships with me, but I tell them straight up that I'm not down with it.

[Gumby]

I actually think its more fun being single in your late 20s-early 30s.... I didnt like being single when i was younger but NOW! love it. Confidence has a lot to do with it i think.

[logikz]

haha hi five! totally dude, its important to make that clear, just saying it flat out or implying it or otherwise making it clear, or chances are you will have a sourpuss akward weirdo, possibly quite upset, in your life, all of a sudden, when what it should be is a fun new awesome and above all naked person on your sofa. or living room or kitchen, im quite traditional when it comes to certain things im afraid. maybe beach or park of course, that is perfectly acceptable i think. but on public transport or hood of someone elses car in broad daylight at the parking lot outside the supermarket is rather too brash for me. boring, some would say. not that i have anything to hide mind you, im just a bit traditional in that sense.

[logikz]

HOW?

msn? i have that on my hotmail, i can jump on msn whenever you beckon. i use it to terrorize toejams and maloneys and a bunch of other dorks

[Fes Rock]

msn? i have that on my hotmail, i can jump on msn whenever you beckon. i use it to terrorize toejams and maloneys and a bunch of other dorks

I DONT HAVE MSN, NOR DO I WANT IT....BUT I HAVE AIM REMEMBER. SAY 1 HOUR? ILL PUT MY ROBE ON SILK

[herojuana]

YEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

I am fucking loving being single. Going out where I want to go, talking to who I want, leaving when I want, going home with whoever I want, spend all my money on myself.... IT IS GLORIOUS!

I've had a few guys try to start relationships with me, but I tell them straight up that I'm not down with it.

you are hot AND a woman.... you aren't gonna have any problems.

It's the retarded looking fuckers like me who don't enjoy it

[logikz]

why did you delete that post etoks it was epic. and im a goofy looking fuck too sam, its just im coming out of a 4 year long relationship with a total white trash psycho, so a little bit of luck with the girls and then the rest of the time to myself is very nearly heaven right about now

[Salvus]

I enjoyed being single at uni. Now I am living at my parents house again (temporarily) I can't just bring random skets back really.

This is my issue. Used to love it at uni. Bring back girls, drop a bomb of Mandy at 4am, bang them off my nut, have a beer get up and go to lectures with tingly legs and fat pupils.

There were only 25 people in my group on my course, I managed to bang 5 of the girls. Great effort! Back with rents now... It sucks!

Glad your enjoying it Karl!

[EvezDroppin]

pros and cons for both when u got a tidy missus whos as much of a laugh as your mates then you got best of both worlds... but i admit chasing after birds is more "thrilling"

and i agree herojuana its alot easier for girls to get and get some.... men gota graft a bit more unless u lower ur standards

[logikz]

soo ummm. you know how some girls take their time, with their orgasm? you know like... you have to rub and stab and lick and whatnot for... like ever? or at least sometimes an uncomfortably long time? i mean if you real with it you give her hers and then get yours, then again if youre drunk could be you get yours and haul ass back to the bar, all in five minutes. this is all conjecture, you understand.
but this this girl right, from last night, she couldnt even position herself in certain ways or shed come too fast.
you know when you didnt bust for a long time, didnt get any pussy or jerk off or nothing and the slightest touch will cause emergency evac? a very embarressing immediate and enormous orgasm, like you was twelve again?
it was like she had that, but the vagina version. i mean it was great that she came all the time, even if she did sound like a strenuous rhino at times, and i certainly felt like the king of sexual rogering, but i couldnt get mine. whats that all about! i mean granted she did show up round 12 when i was chuck full of heron, yay and wine but still, if she would quit fraggling out every damn 30 seconds i couldve done something useful. bust, and rid myself of this wench. anyway, just calling in to say that particular part of my existence is going good. i fked until the sun come up with this on repeat

[logikz]

pros and cons for both when u got a tidy missus whos as much of a laugh as your mates then you got best of both worlds... but i admit chasing after birds is more "thrilling"

and i agree herojuana its alot easier for girls to get and get some.... men gota graft a bit more unless u lower ur standards

oh yeah baby. its all about lowering your standards. but once you do, a whole new world of intercourse opens up, its like the door to narnia. literally. and all girls love a sharp dressed man.

[RocksteadyUK]

soo ummm. you know how some girls take their time, with their orgasm? you know like... you have to rub and stab and lick and whatnot for... like ever? or at least sometimes an uncomfortably long time? i mean if you real with it you give her hers and then get yours, then again if youre drunk could be you get yours and haul ass back to the bar, all in five minutes. this is all conjecture, you understand.
but this this girl right, from last night, she couldnt even position herself in certain ways or shed come too fast.
you know when you didnt bust for a long time, didnt get any pussy or jerk off or nothing and the slightest touch will cause emergency evac? a very embarressing immediate and enormous orgasm, like you was twelve again?
it was like she had that, but the vagina version. i mean it was great that she came all the time, even if she did sound like a strenuous rhino at times, and i certainly felt like the king of sexual rogering, but i couldnt get mine. whats that all about! i mean granted she did show up round 12 when i was chuck full of heron, yay and wine but still, if she would quit fraggling out every damn 30 seconds i couldve done something useful. bust, and rid myself of this wench. anyway, just calling in to say that particular part of my existence is going good. i fked until the sun come up with this on repeat

you my friend. Are a legend.

[ApeCat]

How does giving a chick who can't even touch her own toes without cumming lots of orgasms make you a legend?

I say you're more like some kind of huskier Gladstone Gander on speed metal and like this really gnarly homemade wine with a thermometer cracked open in it.