Shit Jokes

[Teddy]

and i mean shit.

along the lines of

"go to youtube and search for eskimo feet... there's loads of cool footage!"


think keith chegwin shit jokes...

i likes them and wants moar pls

[RocksteadyUK]

What are you talking about!?

[Teddy]

shit jokes rocks.
post some

crap pun ones.

like "why can't you buy headache tablets in the jungle? coz the parrots eat them all"

or

have u ever seen that clown in tesco that hides from gay people?

[bongo90]

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 7 ate 9

[hyperd4eva]

what u call man with no arms and legs in a bush ... RUSSEL

what you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean .... BOB

[MAJESTIC]

What brown and runs round the garden? A fence.

how many wives has a vicar got? Nun.

did u hear about the paper boy? he blew away.

why did the policeman go to sleep? cos he needed arrest.

what did the dog say to the tree? BARK.

[danwell]

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea


What do you call a deer with no eyes and no ears?

Whatever you want it can't hear you

[charlie131]

very buzz killington esq in here

[Castel]

what do you call a paki wiv ham on his head

ahmed

[Kenneth4Eva]

A white horse walks into a pub and asks for a whisky.
The landlord says: "Hey, we've got a whisky named after you."
The horse replies: "What, Eric?"

[PhorceOfHabit]

What time is it when a horse sits on your fence?








Time to get a new fence.

[ApeCat]

Why did the sperm cross the road?

Because I put on the wrong pair of socks this morning..

[hyperd4eva]

What do you get if u cross micheal jackson with arnold swartzenegger - micheal wazanigger.. Budum chhh

[jimixyz]

A man walks into a bar.

He suffers a fatal concussion and the park is closed until proper health and safety guidelines are followed

[Teddy]

saw an advert in a shop window

tv for sale £1 (volume stuck on full)

i thought to myself, i cant turn that down !



i brought a new underscore key for my laptop.

i got it for next to nothing.