If you had to buy a soft toy for yourself what would it be?

[EWOKS]

fuck ... life story ..

but its a valid point that think cunts arent aware of .. you will be when you reach 60 and have to look out the corner of ure eye or be made to feel guilty ...

people are so fucking dumb i hate everyone

[Papa Jaro]

Ethix you're scaring me a bit. You do realise that there's a difference between looking and staring don't you? Anyway nature has it all figured out...your balls are drying up so don't be worried about being 60 with the libido of a 20 year old. Doesn't happen.








On a lighter note..

[Olllie]

[dnbkingz]

[MARKLAR]

[Elzerk]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-uTBkcZchHn...1600/Morso.jpg

This one.

[ApeCat]

I'd get like a life size thing made in Netsky's adorable semblance and snuggle up in its arms niat and have sweet and sour dreams all night <3

[logikz]

really cos i would just fuck myself in the face i dont know if you ever thought about that but maybe you should

[Glorian]

I would buy a big teddy bear because they are quite adorable.

[Teddy]

I shall tell you the true story of how i acquired lousie, my stuffed tiger.

our story takes place in my office around 5 years ago. the time was approximately 12:03.
we have these people come into the office called "the book people" they sell books and stuff but mainly stuff like beads and seasonal toys and every now and then a stuffed tiger that i called louise.

lousie lived on my desk for a week. good times were had until the book people came back to collect their samples and bring in the orders people had made.
after a week i had become quite attached to louise and refused to give her back.
i was 20 something at the time and far too old and mature to be buying myself soft toys.
so i wandered around the office with an envelope collecting money for what fellow employees thought was the "save the tigers fund"
after collecting the necessary 5 english pounds i paid the book person who wanted me to give back louise or as he called her "the sample" and receive a shiny new one that appeared to have been suffocated inside a plastic wrapper.
no i said this one is louise.

[Salvus]

This one.

[modern]

really cos i would just fuck myself in the face i dont know if you ever thought about that but maybe you should

I can't compensate for the stretching

[modern]

I shall tell you the true story of how i acquired lousie, my stuffed tiger.

our story takes place in my office around 5 years ago. the time was approximately 12:03.
we have these people come into the office called "the book people" they sell books and stuff but mainly stuff like beads and seasonal toys and every now and then a stuffed tiger that i called louise.

lousie lived on my desk for a week. good times were had until the book people came back to collect their samples and bring in the orders people had made.
after a week i had become quite attached to louise and refused to give her back.
i was 20 something at the time and far too old and mature to be buying myself soft toys.
so i wandered around the office with an envelope collecting money for what fellow employees thought was the "save the tigers fund"
after collecting the necessary 5 english pounds i paid the book person who wanted me to give back louise or as he called her "the sample" and receive a shiny new one that appeared to have been suffocated inside a plastic wrapper.
no i said this one is louise.

Cut a hole for flesh light

[Teddy]

u sicken me modern
thats louise your talking about, not michelle

[modern]

Does he look like a bitch