If you had to buy a soft toy for yourself what would it be?

[Papa Jaro]

Just wondering..

[IV4]

Could I make my own soft toy or do I have to buy it.

[Kenneth4Eva]

a nice fluffy pillow shaped like a vagina

[Kenneth4Eva]

actually there is this 9 footish elephant thats about 5 grand. stupidly big. i mean massive

[IV4]

Wait. Does the elefant have a vagina? If not you could buy both and just attach one to the other.

[Kenneth4Eva]

Wait. Does the elefant have a vagina? If not you could buy both and just attach one to the other.

legend! haha

[Castel]

does this count as a 'soft toy' ?

[Forau]

Id buy a Theresa May plush toy and stamp on its face.

[Papa Jaro]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Dedbult again.

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[EWOKS]

does this count as a 'soft toy' ?

nope ... it counts as closet pedophilia

[Castel]

nope ... it counts as closet pedophilia

i aint in a closet

[EWOKS]

i mean, were all heading for the creep status right? your opinion / attraction to symmetry and beauty will never change ... therefore when we are all like 60-70 year old cronies , we will still look at these pictures, we will still look at 19-20 year old beautifully formed girls walking down the street, sat in wetherspoons with a real ale and a tweed jacket with pissy pants, staring at these young girls .. and people will clock us and think ... gross .. old man leering over girls that could be his grand daughters what a perv ... sick bastard ...

thats all us ... but thats wrong isnt it .. why should you not be able to appreciate beauty, my mrs says old men stare at her and stuff and its sick .. but in thier minds they are still 15 years old in the class room attracted to girls in school uniform ..

its a hard subject without sounding like a pedo init .. but lets be honest here, im right .. women a beautiful, the pretty ones of course, gods art, and just because you get older , it doesnt mean you should stop appreciating, and just as i do now .. when im 70 no doubt ill look at 18 year old bubbly pretty birds full of life in the pub .. while i sit there in my own shit

[Castel]

.. but lets be honest here, im right .. women a beautiful, the pretty ones of course, gods art, and just because you get older , it doesnt mean you should stop appreciating, and just as i do now .. when im 70 no doubt ill look at 18 year old bubbly pretty birds full of life in the pub .. while i sit there in my own shit

he knows

[_MILLA]

[EWOKS]

he knows

true doe init? ... i mean .. ill be sat there in my own shit appreciating these young females .. and people , conditioned as they are , will clock me and think... look at that old pervert, potential pedophile, those girls need to leave asap, hes an animal, a fucking sicko that old man ...

the fucking sickos are the people that are so brainwashed, they think with age ure appreciation of beauty MUST change, and look at every old man looking at young women and think they are dangeous and wrong for looking ...

i often see men look out the corner of thier eye at women.. what a weird and paranoid world we have created where you cant even look direct at a beautiful thing without feeling guilty, or people judging you thinking you want to rape it ... there the fucking sickos ...

if something looks nice, it looks nice , regardless of the social guidelines we have to adhere to ... fuck being told whats right and whats wrong by a bunch of brain washed fags who cant think for themselves ... lock up ure daughters, everyone is a pedo and rapist and will harm ure children... when ure an old man, you live in sin for looking at young women ... shit... and hang the man, stone the man, who even dares to say anything about it ... "shes pretty that young lady" he says ... and everyone..... everyone knows he is a rapist pedobear ..