imagine going back in time to the crusades...

[Castel]

..with a mini gun

discuss?

[RocksteadyUK]

Rape

[ApeCat]

Don't forget bullets and lubricant and coolant and probably some sort of fuel because there's probably like a proper motor or something in those makes them go round and round and all, init?

[RocksteadyUK]

on an industrial scale

[Castel]

Rape

you can;t rape tens of thounsands of people with one mini gun. thats just silly.

[dirty breaks]

don't need to go back in time to shoot muslims with a mini gun, just sign up to the army and you can be doing it within months

[MARKLAR]

id like a tank with lots of ammo them fools wouldnt be able to do shit to a tank

[RocksteadyUK]

id like a tank with lots of ammo them fools wouldnt be able to do shit to a tank

how fukin jokes would that be!! they literally... wouldnt be able to do shit...

[ApeCat]

Fuck your tank, the historians of the future will all just write the incident off as dodgy translation or as if the transcriptions are exaggerated o they were really talking about elephants or something.

Get me one of those battle station planes Michael Bay likes so much, circling their target with the big cannons and the machine guns and shit and rain fiery death upon Christian and Heathen alike from the skies, let the roars of the engines and the blasts of the shells thunder in the collective conscience for millennia to come, the scorched Earth etch itself into the cultural fabric of all men's imaginations for generations and generations, the time God listened to everyone's pleas for the destruction of their enemies, the day God answered, the day he showed us his true face, in explosive obliteration, true destruction, he showed us his nature and we realized that we must truly made in his image to be able to imagine the kind of hardships we all imagined upon our enemies.

[Kenneth4Eva]

fuck that shit. i would go back in time with a mechanised robot killing machine shaped like a dragon.

[MARKLAR]

just send arnie

aslong as they couldnt harness the power of lava he would be indestructable

[jmzmaloney]

I'd keep it simpler, think turning up in sharp tux, simple handgun and swanning round drinking Martini, confuse the hell out of them. Wouldnt even attack them just stand on a hill in the distance striking poses.

[MARKLAR]

they did have arrows so striking poses on a hill isnt the best idea

[jmzmaloney]

The next hill then

[Papa Jaro]

Clunge must have stunk pretty bad back then imo. Probably take some shower gel with me as well.



Also Seppo the Norwegians had a pretty cool crusade compared to our ones. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norwegian_Crusade


Aparently when they reached Sicily it was ruled by a 13 year old called Roger..