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    If you've got a mate or relative named...

    Saul. Sebastian. Rupert. Or Cybil...

    You're a cunt.

    Thanks for your time.

    Sincerely,

    Andy A

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    Re: If you've got a mate or relative named...

    Quote Originally Posted by Moskit View Post
    Andy Anus poker
    this could be a fun game I think

    This was not the case, as their offspring gained a wandering ocular


    Quote Originally Posted by logikz View Post
    lot of fools like to play the dating game, meet a new freak and ask whats your name. wine and dine and waste all that time. they spend money on a movie and some dinner, i get a bitch and go straight up in her.

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    Success! I have no friends. 1 - 0

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    Re: If you've got a mate or relative named...

    It is often said that a wife is like a best friend..

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    Re: If you've got a mate or relative named...

    i worked with some one called sebastian before

    true story

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    Re: If you've got a mate or relative named...

    i went to school with someone called sebastien

    swedish looking feller he was
    you cant spell Leeds without LSD and two E's

    Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both

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    Re: If you've got a mate or relative named...

    Quote Originally Posted by Moskit View Post
    Saul. Sebastian. Rupert. Or Cybil...

    You're a cunt.

    Thanks for your time.

    Sincerely,

    Andy A
    nea shit sherlock. who the fuck you hanging about with

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    Re: If you've got a mate or relative named...

    i met a guy called Rupert when i was high on mushes and ket.


    but his name was Rupert

    RUPERT!






    he was sound as fuck but his name was Rupert

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    Re: If you've got a mate or relative named...

    Quote Originally Posted by Papa Jaro View Post
    It is often said that a wife is like a best friend..
    my wifes name is sebastian

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    Re: If you've got a mate or relative named...

    Quote Originally Posted by Dubsta View Post
    my wifes name is sebastian
    sorrry to hear that

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    Re: If you've got a mate or relative named...

    down under the sea, there is a man crustation named sebastian

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    hey no need to be like that just cos shes got a weird name, im sure shes lovely, thats why he (dubsta) married her. it was nice of you to post pics of yourself dubsta, the ones with your 'oopsy' on the pants as you so humorously put it, btw on those pics she lookes peng to say the least (richard 'head' has assured me this is how to say it in english and be a sex guy for the ladie), is this your wife at all? most girls i know are dildos.

    i dont mean to make this threade amazing or anything but i think the name sebastian is awesome and i think the surname should be oakenthrone.
    sebastian oakenthrone, his closese associate is lukas vogelberg. together they invest capital with the fall of certain regimes in the south as a direct result. they lead complicated lives. will invent usb laser at some point, then the giant moonraker and the final boss in his lair with hundreds of henchmen in black turtlenecks, all top trained speznaz but they die. underwater. seb and luke escape in a luxury emergency escape pod, with champanga and diamonds and rusisian fagiar, they wait for a a few hours with sending disttress call, but are unsure as to why at this point. camera zooms out and our heroes look short and meaningless. they kiss as we get the panorama with the bombastic theme but i think mainly so as to keep the cameras rolling. they then turn to self harm stunts kind of like jackass, then idol like auditions. a big show aftter celebrity juice and american idol croatia.
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    hey no need to be like that just cos shes got a weird name, im sure shes lovely, thats why he (dubsta) married her. it was nice of you to post pics of yourself dubsta, the ones with your 'oopsy' on the pants as you so humorously put it, btw on those pics she lookes peng to say the least (richard 'head' has assured me this is how to say it in english and be a sex guy for the ladie), is this your wife at all? most girls i know are dildos.

    i dont mean to make this threade amazing or anything but i think the name sebastian is awesome and i think the surname should be oakenthrone.
    sebastian oakenthrone, his closese associate is lukas vogelberg. together they invest capital with the fall of certain regimes in the south as a direct result. they lead complicated lives. will invent usb laser at some point, then the giant moonraker and the final boss in his lair with hundreds of henchmen in black turtlenecks, all top trained speznaz but they die. underwater. seb and luke escape in a luxury emergency escape pod, with champanga and diamonds and rusisian fagiar, they wait for a a few hours with sending disttress call, but are unsure as to why at this point. camera zooms out and our heroes look short and meaningless. they kiss as we get the panorama with the bombastic theme but i think mainly so as to keep the cameras rolling. they then turn to self harm stunts kind of like jackass, then idol like auditions. a big show aftter celebrity juice and american idol croatia.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jungalist-Murda to Dylan (Freak Recordings)
    so you claim man but iz diz rave real? prolly another one of your fackin lie's ya erd me
    colombian chris rules asssssss

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