How the other half live.... perks of edm artists leaked!!!!

[mistasfx]

http://edmsnob.com/leaked-contracts-...e-edm-artists/

Some subtle, some outrageous!

Pendulum's wish list is from back in 2007/2008 when they were popular but shows how big their egos went since quitting dnb.

Nero only ask for drinks, 3 cdjs mk2 and 1 x djm800

Pauly D asks for technics

[logikz]

what is this. im not clickings, it is certainlys ugly with this famos image of fekals japaneses. no pendulums ok only real drums and bass ok pendulms sounds like dildos.

[Castel]

but all them artists are fags?

is that right?

[logikz]

yes, this is so. alls fags. something something stupid documents ors images of fekals ajapanese from gore.com, is there no wharndards any longers. there is no point to this. i demand sstandards for i am chivalrys, anyone insults your date you fight her to the death quck

[DJ NUERA]

Pauly D shouldnt get anything other than stabbed in the face.

[Castel]

Pauly D shouldnt get anything other than stabbed in the face.

the name is reason enough

[RocksteadyUK]

hahahahaha!! thats jokes! But to be fair... most of the time you just put that shit there just in case someone actually gets it for you! hahaha. I done the same for Beach Break... just put 24 bottle of Corona... i only got 4 though hahaha.

[$marty]

"Bowel" of fruit though. I'm calling slightly fake.

[Castel]

hahahahaha!! thats jokes! But to be fair... most of the time you just put that shit there just in case someone actually gets it for you! hahaha. I done the same for Beach Break... just put 24 bottle of Corona... i only got 4 though hahaha.

does someone open your car door for you in the morning?

[DJ NUERA]

"Bowel" of fruit though. I'm calling slightly fake.

Yeah I was thinking that.

[RocksteadyUK]

does someone open your car door for you in the morning?

Most mornings.

[$marty]

So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand blue M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Pendulum wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Subfocus pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Andy C, and Culture Shock, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Pendulum went on stage and did a great show.

[Smickus]

So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand blue M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Pendulum wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Subfocus pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Andy C, and Culture Shock, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Pendulum went on stage and did a great show.

classic!

[Kenneth4Eva]

i would tell pendulum where the fuck to go.

[Castel]

So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand blue M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Pendulum wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Subfocus pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Andy C, and Culture Shock, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Pendulum went on stage and did a great show.

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