Dear diary,

[logikz]

look im not doing that ok shes just a musician i want in my band, nothing sexual or romantic at all. im offended you should think so. i think at least, or what. whats a good cause for offense really?
well looking at it objectively a quick slipping in of the finger in ed rushs butthole is an extremele good cause for offense. you know who did htat too dont you. and if you dont, guess, just one time.

[dnbkingz]

you're inviting her to a fucking park?

might as well just slip her the finger and prematurely ejaculate during the process if we're going down the 14 year old route...

[Elzerk]

Yeah right just spread your ass for her and stuck your nuts in her biunghole

[ApeCat]

Yeah, right, just club her over the head and drag her back to your cave by her hair if we're down the neanderthal cro magnon route..

[armed]

getting there, Andy C is playing watford on thursday...MDMA is a must.

[Salvus]

You... Her... Andy... A bag of the countries finest crystals. Sounds ok. Remember your willy will be shorter than it already is.

That said, when the sergeant does stand to attention you can deliver a seemingly incredible performance.

Get it done / get her done

[Kenneth4Eva]

i take it she blew you off like a mug aye? nea danger.

[SIRUS]

i answered the door the other day.
tuesday to be precise.
it was 2 in the afternoon.
i certainly wasn't expecting that.
nor it seemed were the jehovahs witnesses, who were just about to walk off when i opened the door.
one went 'sorry we thought you weren't in.'
i said 'well, why the fuck did you bother knocking?'


not very good, but true story, that.

i wish it had elves.
god, i wish it had elves.
dressed in shell suits.
firing laser cannons at giant slugs.

it doesn't, so you'll just have to live with it.

[Papa Jaro]

You do occasionally hear real stories with elves in them but not very often. Don't think they really fit in the modern world...times must be hard for them.

[Kenneth4Eva]

You do occasionally hear real stories with elves in them but not very often. Don't think they really fit in the modern world...times must be hard for them.

well i aint paying for those elves dole duty

[Papa Jaro]

We're happy to pay for yours..

[Kenneth4Eva]

We're happy to pay for yours..

oh,

sorry.

i didnt know.

[JJEC]

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooo!

[Olllie]

[dirty breaks]

maybe ahmed could take her on a parachuting date so that his fish shaped manhood can inseminate her in mid-air.