Dear diary,

[Radius]

what this forum needs is an agony aunt. I vote Moskit for the job !

[danwell]

What if the girl is really a guy?

[armed]

is it possible to wriggle your way out of the friend zone? because i think i've just been friend-zoned....

[Papa Jaro]

Personally I would keep wiping my knob on her clothes until she got the message...never fails.

[ApeCat]

is it possible to wriggle your way out of the friend zone? because i think i've just been friend-zoned....

No, you're pretty much fucked.

[armed]

No, you're pretty much fucked.

thats what i thought, but she's been sending all kinds of signals, like the fact she came to cable on friday purely because i said i was going, she doesn't even like dnb that much, and just being generally insanely flirty all night...then came the inevitable "you're a really good friend"

ballsacks frankly...ballsacks.

i'm nowhere near giving up though.

[dirty breaks]

is it possible to wriggle your way out of the friend zone? because i think i've just been friend-zoned....

kick the bitch down a flight of stairs and then stand over her as she lays limp and lifeless and recite the love poem about her you carved into your arm.

[ApeCat]

In that case you need to step up your game, son. Chicks will say all sorts of fucked up shit seemingly only to check if they can throw you off balance. Her friend comment is nothing but a probe aimed at your insecurity, how will you react to something like that? Will you crease up and loose your cool or will you shrug it off with some kind of awesome, witty and cocky comment because you don't give a fuck like a boss?

And if she really is sending you all these telepathic signals and subliminal messages all the time and you keep stalling and not having any balls to ask her out when you're obviously interested, do you think she's going to think "Oooh, I want his balls all over my face even more now!!" or do you think she's gonna go "Hmmm.. He must be a poofer, check please, moving on!" ???

[Papa Jaro]

I'd say it sounds like it's on. Keep us posted mate.

[armed]

In that case you need to step up your game, son. Chicks will say all sorts of fucked up shit seemingly only to check if they can throw you off balance. Her friend comment is nothing but a probe aimed at your insecurity, how will you react to something like that? Will you crease up and loose your cool or will you shrug it off with some kind of awesome, witty and cocky comment because you don't give a fuck like a boss?

And if she really is sending you all these telepathic signals and subliminal messages all the time and you keep stalling and not having any balls to ask her out when you're obviously interested, do you think she's going to think "Oooh, I want his balls all over my face even more now!!" or do you think she's gonna go "Hmmm.. He must be a poofer, check please, moving on!" ???

well said, ALPHA MODE ACTIVATED...


she is fiiiiiiiine though, i'm punching well above my weight...but it's not often i come across a bird

1) shorter than me
2) seemingly interested in me
3) will happily take lots of drugs with me

[Papa Jaro]

Shorter than you is excellent news mate. Good luck.







Forgot to add LOL at calling them chicks Seppo. Is this a rock thing?

[ApeCat]

Hah! I guess I'm still a punk rocker at heart.. Or I've just been culturally bastardized by years and years of american after-school telly.

[IV4]

Hah! I guess I'm still a punk rocker at heart.. Or I've just been culturally bastardized by years and years of american after-school telly.

No you have not. If you called it a "telly" in America when you where a kid. Well you would get beat up.
So tell it like it is Ape Cat your a fucking Viking.

[Jwood27]

keep trying akhmed, friend zone is a dubious place, lots of my mates have hooked up with friends and so on.

maybe i just have weird incestuous friendship circles

[Papa Jaro]

Its Armed. Avatar thing.









Sly.