Dear diary,

[SIRUS]

i didn't really bother to read this very far. i skipped it thinking about sandwiches.

if it's obvious, let it roll.

then make me a sandwich.

[$marty]

Rule #1 Never trust an owl with keeping your small change safe. They only end up spending it on scratch cards and penny chews.

[ApeCat]

Owls can look a bit sketchy..

Right? And especially if they're hanging out in moss, like what could owls even be doing in moss?

And the fact that you can actually smell that they're in the moss should warn you something's amiss here, yessir...

[dirty breaks]

Owls can look a bit sketchy..

[Spongebrain]

This went from sex to owls? I'm not sure if I'm on /b/ or not.

Edit: To be fair, /b/ would be from owls to gore sex with owls.

[armed]

This went from sex to owls? I'm not sure if I'm on /b/ or not.

Edit: To be fair, /b/ would be from owls to gore sex with owls.

this is waffle squire...we laugh in the face of /b/

[dirty breaks]

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.

[armed]

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.

when do you sleep?

inb4 you ask me the same thing

[dirty breaks]

when do you sleep?

inb4 you ask me the same thing

around about 5 or 6 in the morning. i'll probably wake up at 9, fall back asleep at 10, get out of bed at 1 / 2ish

coolstorybro.jpg

[armed]

around about 5 or 6 in the morning. i'll probably wake up at 9, fall back asleep at 10, get out of bed at 1 / 2ish

coolstorybro.jpg

pretty much the same....

[dirty breaks]

pretty much the same....

you know you are gonna spaghetti hard when you go out with this girl. just thought i should remind you.

[d-low]

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.

i am the eggman

[Spongebrain]

this is waffle squire...we laugh in the face of /b/

Fair enough, I guess. I should expect no less from the general section of a music forum.

[_MILLA]

be a man and finger her...

two fingers pointing upwards.. ragg the fuck outa her... works for me

...and good luck to you sir

[GeeLeb]

Play it cool, dont act like you want her. Make her want you. Then fuck.

But seriously don't read too much into to, just chill out and let it happen.

I wouldn't advise sitting around the park though, thats not cool. Unless your 15?

Nice meal, few drinks is a guaranteed invitation into her pants.