DnB Forum Poker tournament

[armed]

this evening, $5 (maybe $10) buy in, on 888 poker.

we need 6 players.




What do you reckon? how much should we play for? and what time is everyone free?

[Teddy]

sorry i only play with chumps

wait


count me in!

[armed]

sorry i only play with chumps

wait


count me in!

is that a legit response or a bender quote?...because it sounds like a bender quote.

[Teddy]

its a bender quote
90% of what i say is a quote.

however the below is not...

i wont be playing and here's why...

poker is only fun if you're gambling for a decent amount of money. without the fear of loosing you have no real incentive.

online poker is not the same... maybe its like the vinyl vs digi argument... but without real money in front of me its just nothing.

and lastly and most importantly.
poker should be played while enjoying some beers with friends.

[DeeGun]

There is another bender quote that hits the nail here..."What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker!"

[EWOKS]

poker is only fun if you're gambling for a decent amount of money. without the fear of loosing you have no real incentive.

dis ^

if your not that bothered bout loosing money, like 5 , 10 , squid .. then you dont mind going all in or bluffing all the time or whatever tactics..

[armed]

well screw you guys, just a bit of fun, naaah mean?


anyway, i managed to fuck up setting the thing up, so minimum players is 2, max is 200...so could be a fair bit of cash in the prize pool.

starts at 8:30 (bst)


if you wanna play:

play with friends tab > join game

game name: faggotry
password: faggot

[t345e]

I might get involved in this just so I can destroy you Ahmed, reclaim them taxes back. What website you on?

[armed]

I might get involved in this just so I can destroy you Ahmed, reclaim them taxes back. What website you on?

888 poker, registrations quick and you'll need to DL their software, which should only take a couple minutes including install.

then follow these instructions

starts at 8:30 (bst)


if you wanna play:

play with friends tab > join game

game name: faggotry
password: faggot

[bn14]

ill chuck a tenner in and play, installing now

[Papa Jaro]

I'll only play if we get to rape the loser...

[armed]

ill chuck a tenner in and play, installing now

the buy in is only $5

[EWOKS]

akhemeed .. ure gunna be sat in that poker room on ure won at half 8 .. like mr bean at christmas, nailing a christmas cracker to the wall, and posting christmas cards to yourself .. big up ..

tbh .. this poker thing got done before and it went ok .. bit more time and im on it next time init ..

[armed]

akhemeed .. ure gunna be sat in that poker room on ure won at half 8 .. like mr bean at christmas, nailing a christmas cracker to the wall, and posting christmas cards to yourself .. big up ..

tbh .. this poker thing got done before and it went ok .. bit more time and im on it next time init ..

seen. I'll raise the buy in as well next time.

33 minutes til kick off, get in quick if you wanna compete

[Harry3]

its a bender quote
90% of what i say is a quote.

however the below is not...

i wont be playing and here's why...

poker is only fun if you're gambling for a decent amount of money. without the fear of loosing you have no real incentive.

online poker is not the same... maybe its like the vinyl vs digi argument... but without real money in front of me its just nothing.

and lastly and most importantly.
poker should be played while enjoying some beers with friends.

but armed doesnt have any friends.