tide pods

[logikz]

i have to fight off the urge to eat it, but i have that with the normal powdered detergent and also fabric softener. matter of fact i got a good mind to eat this biro

[JJEC]

I ate lipstick once.

[Castel]

i farted on the set of blue lagoon

[JJEC]

Ohhh so thats what that was. Always thought it was a duck quacking in the background.

[DeeGun]

i have to fight off the urge to eat it..

I guess there is nothing wrong with a bottle of Lenor Energy..on the other hand I would be forever blowing bubbles I guess...from the arse too!

[Castel]

on the other hand I would be forever blowing bubbles I guess...from the arse too!

an explaination for the queef maybe?

[logikz]

you ate a lipstick? how did it go? that always did seems like a good idea to me. i always wanted to eat gunpowder rolls for muskets, they look like you could bite into them like salmiak sticks

[Salvus]

I once put an ariel liquitab in my mouth and bit it for a laugh... it wasn't nice.
Bit of a silly thing to do to be honest.
Like a large soapy eyeball exploding

[logikz]

ah man textbook error. see eating stuff like that is highly volatile. you can only do it once or twice, so you have to be careful. the problem with soap is that it doesnt taste good. it cleans the dirt off hands or cupboard or clothes and it smells great but doesnt taste good. in the mouth, and neither does gasoline. it smells good and even has a great effect on stuff if you have to set it on fire, but doesnt taste good in the mouth.

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hey does anyone know the david croenenburg film 'crash'? is this 'crash' thread? but with eating detergent instead of crashing cars.

[DeeGun]

^^ Yeah, some gas..especially that from ALDI lighters..even smells terrible. Like vomit and wasted female genitalia.

[Castel]

wasted female genitalia.

what a lovley thought

[JJEC]

I remember once as a child biting on those little sachets that you get in new pairs of shoes. I still dont quite know what they are for.

[Castel]

I remember once as a child biting on those little sachets that you get in new pairs of shoes. I still dont quite know what they are for.

i put one of them in my laptop bag.. to do something... it broke n now theres lil balls rolling around inside...

[logikz]

JJEC, castel, me too, i am guilty of both these mmm things. what the hell are they for. maybe it make you sit down shut your mouth keep your hand by your side. that would be good really wouldnt it. would be handy.

[Castel]

something to do with freshness? or something else...