lets say a girl asked you to

[Castel]

knee shot then yes

didn't know girls liked havin spunk ova the knee?

maybe this is my why previous relationships have failed....

[Kenneth4Eva]

piss in her mouth and make sure she chokes

[greddie]

i dont see what the issue is?

a girl asks u to piss on her, in the shower, u do it. end of.

a girl wants u to spunk your load on any part of her body, u do it, end of.

you ask a girl to do anything, like drop hot wax on you, dig her nails in so you bleed, handcuff u to a chair and blindfold u and get her mates round to join in the fun, get in the kitchen where she belongs and make u a god damn sammich and iron your shirt, well fuck me, she should do it, end of.

[danwell]

Cum on her tits the piss on her tits

[Kenneth4Eva]

i dont see what the issue is?

a girl asks u to piss on her, in the shower, u do it. end of.

a girl wants u to spunk your load on any part of her body, u do it, end of.

you ask a girl to do anything, like drop hot wax on you, dig her nails in so you bleed, handcuff u to a chair and blindfold u and get her mates round to join in the fun, get in the kitchen where she belongs and make u a god damn sammich and iron your shirt, well fuck me, she should do it, end of.

its never that simple is it. because they have feelings and shit like that

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cum in her as and piss in her vagina

[logikz]

many men have traveled far to have their say, and many men are wise. this is wise thread.

[Teddy]

did u do it then karlos?
did u piss on her chips?
did u get get stage fright? or were u just tired from digging the hole?

[logikz]

still havent made my mind up. have to think, but seppo makes a good point. meet a new girl and ask whats your name, swoon her, wine and dine and waste all that time, when you could of just pissed on her.

[dirty breaks]

it's okay to finish up in a girls eyes, right? like you get your wang real close to her eyes so that your tip is touching and unload spermatazoon in them? because if so then pissing on her is a goodun. like blame it on the alcohol and daddy never loving you. but when you start asking to do it on her in weird places outside of the home then that's when you need help. like don't attempt to recreate your favourite golden shower film in a school playground at lunch time. YOU WILL GET CAUGHT, trust me.

[logikz]

bad things happen to men that approach children on playgrounds. this is a well known fact to all men afflicted by random and powerful surges of murderous rage.

[dirty breaks]

bad things happen to men that approach children on playgrounds. this is a well known fact to all men afflicted by random and powerful surges of murderous rage.

yes very bad things or so i've heard. like punches to faces and kicks in testes toothpicks under nails and cigars stubbed out on eyes.

[logikz]

do rappers piss on girls? they dont?

[dirty breaks]

do rappers piss on girls? they dont?

I'm pretty sure Will Smith wrote a song about his love of 'watersports'... OFWGKTA probably have a song called 'Piss Bitch', but they are all too young to truly understand the concept of a piss and shit fuelled hand-job.

[Castel]

do rappers piss on girls? they dont?

rappers would never disrespect ladies with such an act.

[logikz]

when will smith piss hot air shoot out his dick, i dont think he has any bearing on this. also, no young people, ever. captain hook.