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    Re: Lord Ahmed puts £10m bounty for Barack Obama and George W. Bush?

    i spent the last two hours feverishly trying to figure out what color mauve is???
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    Re: Lord Ahmed puts £10m bounty for Barack Obama and George W. Bush?

    Quote Originally Posted by logikz View Post
    i spent the last two hours feverishly trying to figure out what color mauve is???
    sort of a pale taupe colour i think.

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    Re: Lord Ahmed puts £10m bounty for Barack Obama and George W. Bush?

    taupe? what the fuck is taupe? i always thought mauve was a darkish pastel purple

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    Re: Lord Ahmed puts £10m bounty for Barack Obama and George W. Bush?

    TAUPE>?!?!? ark ill never get any work done at this rate
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jungalist-Murda to Dylan (Freak Recordings)
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    Re: Lord Ahmed puts £10m bounty for Barack Obama and George W. Bush?

    Grullo?
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    now consider andrew. he is wearing airforce ones, as one can never actually be free, of chavdom. he has had those jeans since early 2004. the t-shirt shrank when his mum washed it, as it had spunk on the bottom and curry sauce up top. he is sporting his usual shaved head. but the cock, that is one hench cock you got there buddy. good for you. good for you.

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    Re: Lord Ahmed puts £10m bounty for Barack Obama and George W. Bush?

    oh come on man no way they have 'grullo' thats just absurd. is it yellow? sounds like it could be a kind of yellow
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jungalist-Murda to Dylan (Freak Recordings)
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    Re: Lord Ahmed puts £10m bounty for Barack Obama and George W. Bush?

    i dunno. wiki pedia list of colours page. theres a colour called fuzzy wuzzy. ghey
    Quote Originally Posted by logikz View Post
    now consider andrew. he is wearing airforce ones, as one can never actually be free, of chavdom. he has had those jeans since early 2004. the t-shirt shrank when his mum washed it, as it had spunk on the bottom and curry sauce up top. he is sporting his usual shaved head. but the cock, that is one hench cock you got there buddy. good for you. good for you.

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    Re: Lord Ahmed puts £10m bounty for Barack Obama and George W. Bush?

    Quote Originally Posted by RocksteadyUK View Post
    Hate to put a dampener on it. But thats all bullshit. And it wouldnt be Lord anyway it would be Laird. But its all bullshit. The companies that do these simply change your name by deedpoll.... so if you name was previously Dave Gorman.... it would now be Lord Dave Gorman... as in.... your first name is Lord... not your title. They then try to officiate this by giving you the deeds to a tiny piece of land.... this is also bollocks.... you do get the land... but your leasing it not owning it and also... your name on the Title Deeds for the land is just your name... it doesnt display your Title.... so when you receive your deeds... they simply display your first and last name..... "Lord Gorman". Which to more stupid of the worlds population think that it makes you a Lord.

    If you want to be a Lord in this way... simply go to deedpoll and change your first name to Lord. Job done. But it does not make you an actual Lord.
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    Re: Lord Ahmed puts £10m bounty for Barack Obama and George W. Bush?

    Quote Originally Posted by Castel View Post
    i dunno. wiki pedia list of colours page. theres a colour called fuzzy wuzzy. ghey
    Seems legit
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    Re: Lord Ahmed puts £10m bounty for Barack Obama and George W. Bush?

    who gets to name the colors. who the flying dick is it.
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    Re: Lord Ahmed puts £10m bounty for Barack Obama and George W. Bush?

    Quote Originally Posted by Sc0tty View Post
    Mr Lord Skimbum has clearly been done over by one of these scams
    Mr Lord Skimosa to you young sir.
    No... but a mate decided to do it... on a cocaine fuelled rage of savage money spending. Paid £199 plus and extra £50 to have it extradited so that he had it all done in a few days. Also bought a Moss Bathmatt..... weird... Anyway... long story short.... starts calling himself Lord and showing off about how he owned land in the UK and that it was bought from a UK Lord blah blah blah. Anyway... I said it was all bullshit and that there was no way you could actually get the "Lord" title for £199... or even be able to make them hurry the process of making you a Lord by charging you an extra £50. Im sure the Queen wouldnt be told to hurry her wrinkly ass up because my mate has chucked an extra £50 her way.... after all... its only the Queen who can make you a Lord.... well he didnt believe me... so i proved him wrong... His first name is now officially "Lord".



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    Re: Lord Ahmed puts £10m bounty for Barack Obama and George W. Bush?

    Quote Originally Posted by RocksteadyUK View Post
    Mr Lord Skimosa to you young sir.
    No... but a mate decided to do it... on a cocaine fuelled rage of savage money spending. Paid £199 plus and extra £50 to have it extradited so that he had it all done in a few days. Also bought a Moss Bathmatt..... weird... Anyway... long story short.... starts calling himself Lord and showing off about how he owned land in the UK and that it was bought from a UK Lord blah blah blah. Anyway... I said it was all bullshit and that there was no way you could actually get the "Lord" title for £199... or even be able to make them hurry the process of making you a Lord by charging you an extra £50. Im sure the Queen wouldnt be told to hurry her wrinkly ass up because my mate has chucked an extra £50 her way.... after all... its only the Queen who can make you a Lord.... well he didnt believe me... so i proved him wrong... His first name is now officially "Lord".
    fucking lol.

    the thing that i don't get is that if they are the 'lords' they claim to be after 'buying' a title, why don't they try sitting in the house of lords?
    and if it actually works as they believe it does then wouldn't (for example) al quaida sympathisers 'buy' titles, then sit in the house of lords and push through sharia law? (if possible?) fuck, imagine if they did work... we could all buy these cheap 'titles' and then take over parliament, make all drugs legal, kill anyone called Jolian, compulsory nudity for all women, we would fix this fucking country in a couple of days... fuck just chatting shit about 'broken britain', we would fucking do something about it.

    shit, we could prolly even make Logikz king of the country...

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