Lord Ahmed puts £10m bounty for Barack Obama and George W. Bush?

[logikz]

i spent the last two hours feverishly trying to figure out what color mauve is???

[dirty breaks]

i spent the last two hours feverishly trying to figure out what color mauve is???

sort of a pale taupe colour i think.

[fractal]

taupe? what the fuck is taupe? i always thought mauve was a darkish pastel purple

[logikz]

TAUPE>?!?!? ark ill never get any work done at this rate

[Castel]

Grullo?

[logikz]

oh come on man no way they have 'grullo' thats just absurd. is it yellow? sounds like it could be a kind of yellow

[Castel]

i dunno. wiki pedia list of colours page. theres a colour called fuzzy wuzzy. ghey

[Sc0tty]

Hate to put a dampener on it. But thats all bullshit. And it wouldnt be Lord anyway it would be Laird. But its all bullshit. The companies that do these simply change your name by deedpoll.... so if you name was previously Dave Gorman.... it would now be Lord Dave Gorman... as in.... your first name is Lord... not your title. They then try to officiate this by giving you the deeds to a tiny piece of land.... this is also bollocks.... you do get the land... but your leasing it not owning it and also... your name on the Title Deeds for the land is just your name... it doesnt display your Title.... so when you receive your deeds... they simply display your first and last name..... "Lord Gorman". Which to more stupid of the worlds population think that it makes you a Lord.

If you want to be a Lord in this way... simply go to deedpoll and change your first name to Lord. Job done. But it does not make you an actual Lord.

Mr Lord Skimbum has clearly been done over by one of these scams

[ONSLAUGHT88]

i dunno. wiki pedia list of colours page. theres a colour called fuzzy wuzzy. ghey

Seems legit

[logikz]

who gets to name the colors. who the flying dick is it.

[RocksteadyUK]

Mr Lord Skimbum has clearly been done over by one of these scams

Mr Lord Skimosa to you young sir.
No... but a mate decided to do it... on a cocaine fuelled rage of savage money spending. Paid £199 plus and extra £50 to have it extradited so that he had it all done in a few days. Also bought a Moss Bathmatt..... weird... Anyway... long story short.... starts calling himself Lord and showing off about how he owned land in the UK and that it was bought from a UK Lord blah blah blah. Anyway... I said it was all bullshit and that there was no way you could actually get the "Lord" title for £199... or even be able to make them hurry the process of making you a Lord by charging you an extra £50. Im sure the Queen wouldnt be told to hurry her wrinkly ass up because my mate has chucked an extra £50 her way.... after all... its only the Queen who can make you a Lord.... well he didnt believe me... so i proved him wrong... His first name is now officially "Lord".

[dirty breaks]

Mr Lord Skimosa to you young sir.
No... but a mate decided to do it... on a cocaine fuelled rage of savage money spending. Paid £199 plus and extra £50 to have it extradited so that he had it all done in a few days. Also bought a Moss Bathmatt..... weird... Anyway... long story short.... starts calling himself Lord and showing off about how he owned land in the UK and that it was bought from a UK Lord blah blah blah. Anyway... I said it was all bullshit and that there was no way you could actually get the "Lord" title for £199... or even be able to make them hurry the process of making you a Lord by charging you an extra £50. Im sure the Queen wouldnt be told to hurry her wrinkly ass up because my mate has chucked an extra £50 her way.... after all... its only the Queen who can make you a Lord.... well he didnt believe me... so i proved him wrong... His first name is now officially "Lord".

fucking lol.

the thing that i don't get is that if they are the 'lords' they claim to be after 'buying' a title, why don't they try sitting in the house of lords?
and if it actually works as they believe it does then wouldn't (for example) al quaida sympathisers 'buy' titles, then sit in the house of lords and push through sharia law? (if possible?) fuck, imagine if they did work... we could all buy these cheap 'titles' and then take over parliament, make all drugs legal, kill anyone called Jolian, compulsory nudity for all women, we would fix this fucking country in a couple of days... fuck just chatting shit about 'broken britain', we would fucking do something about it.

shit, we could prolly even make Logikz king of the country...