I JUST STEPPED IN DOG POO

[Dubsta]

...wonder if it'll bring me good luck.

[jimjimjim]

shit happens

badum-tish

[logikz]

quite the opposite im afraid. your shoe = smell of dog shit now. you have to clean that off now and vomit profusely at the mental image a penis with double dickholes. think about it. inception.

[Teddy]

bear poo is luckier to step in

thats what aladdin stepped in and he found a magic lamp

[logikz]

i doubt they have bears in flipping tunisia teddy. crocs/aligators, tigers/bengals, camels/some kind of viscous film what contorts and expands at electric impulses, porpose/torotoise/more words what look like french and finally the common larch in fig. 8

[Teddy]

thats why its lucky
imported bear crap is rare

[cptunicorn]

but how do you know its dog poo, and not people poo?

[logikz]

its a distinction no man should have to make captain unicorn.

[cptunicorn]

i agree, but the possibilities are endless. trust me, i am experienced in this field.

[Dubsta]

but how do you know its dog poo, and not people poo?

because it tastes funny !!!

[logikz]

a poo eating joke? i think that might be the first one on here so far.

[Teddy]

ur poo

[logikz]

NO. U.

[Dubsta]

no its mine...i can tell by the organic sweetcorn

[cptunicorn]

yeah, definately dubsta's. i can smell the sweetcorn aswell