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    ແລ່ນມັງກອນ Catsel's Avatar
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    GOD HAS FAILED YOU! I know one an only religion....

    ok basically, we all worship an owl.

    not just any owl. the ones that sit in the road and don't move even when u've drriven past them, they will not move. because they do not gove a fuck about you.

    anytime something good happens in day to day life, you must reference that the owl spoke of this good fortune, therefore it happened. nothing bad ever happens within owl teachings

    and we all go round talking about some secret owl society that doesn't really exist, an owl book that was never written and a prophecy that will never be spoken because owls cannot speak!

    thats pretty much it. the owl cannot see into the future nor can it see into the past, such events do not matter.



    yay margaritas
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    do not listen to these jerks jooline, listen to you heart. what does it say. it says to smoke more weed and even perhaps start on the old bone? smoke you some bone jools. get good, be somebody.

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    Re: GOD HAS FAILED YOU! I know one an only religion....

    Ill have what your havin

    ---------- Post added at 23:47 ---------- Previous post was at 23:46 ----------

    i got my tin foil hat at the ready

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    Re: GOD HAS FAILED YOU! I know one an only religion....

    no need for tin hats my friend. the owls will not protect u
    Quote Originally Posted by logikz View Post
    do not listen to these jerks jooline, listen to you heart. what does it say. it says to smoke more weed and even perhaps start on the old bone? smoke you some bone jools. get good, be somebody.

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    Re: GOD HAS FAILED YOU! I know one an only religion....

    I wont worship an owl that refuses to protect me Castel.
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    Re: GOD HAS FAILED YOU! I know one an only religion....

    Quote Originally Posted by Castel View Post
    no need for tin hats my friend. the owls will not protect u
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    you can't imply I am being racist just because I called somebody smelly or foreign

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    Re: GOD HAS FAILED YOU! I know one an only religion....

    i got my tin foil hat at the ready

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    Re: GOD HAS FAILED YOU! I know one an only religion....

    Quote Originally Posted by Papa Jaro View Post
    I wont worship an owl that refuses to protect me Castel.
    the owl will not send plagues, or tidal wavish, nor hurricanish, nor thyine earthquackih.. there fore protection is not needed!


    and the owl does noth care about thyine seexal activities
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    do not listen to these jerks jooline, listen to you heart. what does it say. it says to smoke more weed and even perhaps start on the old bone? smoke you some bone jools. get good, be somebody.

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    Re: GOD HAS FAILED YOU! I know one an only religion....

    You're going to have a molten lava problem on your hands I must warn you.








    On a lighter note will mice become sacred?

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    Re: GOD HAS FAILED YOU! I know one an only religion....



    is it Baphomet. we all worship Baphomet. Illuminati shit agwarn in this thread.

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    Re: GOD HAS FAILED YOU! I know one an only religion....

    Quote Originally Posted by Papa Jaro View Post
    Will mice become sacred?
    no. nothing is sacred. not even the owl.

    Quote Originally Posted by dirty breaks View Post
    is it Baphomet. we all worship Baphomet. Illuminati shit agwarn in this thread.
    owls do not have names. lower pond life beings have names.
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    do not listen to these jerks jooline, listen to you heart. what does it say. it says to smoke more weed and even perhaps start on the old bone? smoke you some bone jools. get good, be somebody.

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    Re: GOD HAS FAILED YOU! I know one an only religion....

    Quote Originally Posted by Castel View Post
    owls do not have names. lower pond life beings have names.
    yes but Baphomet. Illuminati. 2012. Mayan Calender. This thread. it's all linked.

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    Re: GOD HAS FAILED YOU! I know one an only religion....

    i like music


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    Re: GOD HAS FAILED YOU! I know one an only religion....

    Quote Originally Posted by ONSLAUGHT88 View Post
    lol

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    Re: GOD HAS FAILED YOU! I know one an only religion....

    Quote Originally Posted by dirty breaks View Post
    yes but Baphomet. Illuminati. 2012. Mayan Calender. This thread. it's all linked.
    because of calander shit. cesar. romans. the mayan calander eded months ago! the owl made this happen.

    the owl has been sat on thyine original roman road for millenia.. sitting there, watching man make fire and such.

    yay margaritas
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    do not listen to these jerks jooline, listen to you heart. what does it say. it says to smoke more weed and even perhaps start on the old bone? smoke you some bone jools. get good, be somebody.

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    Re: GOD HAS FAILED YOU! I know one an only religion....

    I feel humbled. Behold the owl...


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