GOD HAS FAILED YOU! I know one an only religion....

[Castel]

ok basically, we all worship an owl.

not just any owl. the ones that sit in the road and don't move even when u've drriven past them, they will not move. because they do not gove a fuck about you.

anytime something good happens in day to day life, you must reference that the owl spoke of this good fortune, therefore it happened. nothing bad ever happens within owl teachings

and we all go round talking about some secret owl society that doesn't really exist, an owl book that was never written and a prophecy that will never be spoken because owls cannot speak!

thats pretty much it. the owl cannot see into the future nor can it see into the past, such events do not matter.



yay margaritas

[Kenneth4Eva]

Ill have what your havin

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i got my tin foil hat at the ready

[Castel]

no need for tin hats my friend. the owls will not protect u

[Papa Jaro]

I wont worship an owl that refuses to protect me Castel.

[ONSLAUGHT88]

no need for tin hats my friend. the owls will not protect u

[Kenneth4Eva]

i got my tin foil hat at the ready

[Castel]

I wont worship an owl that refuses to protect me Castel.

the owl will not send plagues, or tidal wavish, nor hurricanish, nor thyine earthquackih.. there fore protection is not needed!


and the owl does noth care about thyine seexal activities

[Papa Jaro]

You're going to have a molten lava problem on your hands I must warn you.








On a lighter note will mice become sacred?

[dirty breaks]

is it Baphomet. we all worship Baphomet. Illuminati shit agwarn in this thread.

[Castel]

Will mice become sacred?

no. nothing is sacred. not even the owl.

is it Baphomet. we all worship Baphomet. Illuminati shit agwarn in this thread.

owls do not have names. lower pond life beings have names.

[dirty breaks]

owls do not have names. lower pond life beings have names.

yes but Baphomet. Illuminati. 2012. Mayan Calender. This thread. it's all linked.

[Kenneth4Eva]

i like music

[richie_stix]

lol

[Castel]

yes but Baphomet. Illuminati. 2012. Mayan Calender. This thread. it's all linked.

because of calander shit. cesar. romans. the mayan calander eded months ago! the owl made this happen.

the owl has been sat on thyine original roman road for millenia.. sitting there, watching man make fire and such.

yay margaritas

[Papa Jaro]

I feel humbled. Behold the owl...