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dirty breaks
WELL FOR ONE MY MUM USES SOAP, ALOE VERA AND VARIOUS OTHER CLEANSING PRODUCTS TO KEEP HERSELF IN TOP CONDITION. YOUR MUM RUBS GREASE FROM BACON ROLLS ON HER POOM-POOM TO KEEP IT MOIST, SOMETIMES I HAVE TO USE A BABY WIPE TO CLEAN IT OFF BEFORE I GO DOWN ON HER AND IN FACT IN WEST PHILEDELPHIA BORN AND RAISED, ON THE PLAYGROUND IS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS, CHILLING OUT MAXING, RELAXING ALL COOL, AND ALL SHOOTING SOME B-BALL OUTSIDE OF MY SCHOOL WHEN A COUPLE OF GUYS WHO WERE UP TO NO GOOD STARTED MAKING TROUBLE IN MY NEIGHBOURHOOD, I GOT IN ONE LITTLE FIGHT AND MY MUM GOT SCARED AND SAID "YOU'RE MOVING WITH YOUR AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN BEL-AIR" I WHISTLED FOR A CAB AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR THE LICENSE PLATE SAID FRESH AND HAD DICE IN THE MIRROR, IF ANYTHING I COULD SAY THIS CAB WAS RARE, BUT I THOUGHT, NAH, FORGET IT, YO HOMES, TO BEL AIR! I PULLED UP TO A HOUSE ABOUT SEVEN OR EIGHT AND I YELLED TO THE CABBY, "YO HOMES SMELL YOU LATER"! LOOKED AT MY KINGDOM I WAS FINALLY THERE, TO SIT ON MY THRONE AS THE PRINCE OF BEL-AIR.
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