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  • normal mermaid

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  • reverse mermaid

    4 12.50%
  • fuck the female parts, whole fish for me

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    mermaids...

    Right so, this age old question has plagued man since he first set sail on the seven seas... what would 'mermaid' you rather fuck?


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    Re: mermaids...

    has to be reverse. not much you can do with a top-half mermaid. would also mean i wouldn't have to talk to her after the deed is done.

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    Re: mermaids...

    you can always fuck a mouth. Plus titss are nice to look at.



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    Re: mermaids...

    Top half human no doubt


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    Re: mermaids...

    reverse... god help us if we wana listen to a women whilst stuck on an island.. remember.. FISH cannot talk neither can fanny or anus!

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    Re: mermaids...

    Whole fish man, that was easy

    Fuck & food

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    Re: mermaids...

    i think they only have the tail during the day so yah i'd have the one with the (literally) fishy minge, and fuck it's brains out at night. either that or find one with a fish head and cut and paste them together, then i'd have a big fish to eat and a mer-woman.

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    Re: mermaids...

    how can a top half fish make you a sandwich??
    i did vote whole fish tho they can be the sandwich

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    Re: mermaids...

    Top half would mean she'd have to keep her head under water to breath and she'd be really stupid. Normal mermaid would allow for a dual use mouth. No competition really.

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    Re: mermaids...

    Quote Originally Posted by Papa Jaro View Post
    Top half would mean she'd have to keep her head under water to breath and she'd be really stupid. Normal mermaid would allow for a dual use mouth. No competition really.
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    Re: mermaids...

    bottom half fish, if the top half is fish there isno arms, so how the fuck is she gonna clean her faff? so there for u might have a minge and a bum but they are gonna stink of fish n all...lose lose in my eyes.
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    Re: mermaids...

    Can a fish prepare a decent home cooked meal?
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    Re: mermaids...

    Quote Originally Posted by sam the dnb man View Post
    Can a fish prepare a decent home cooked meal?
    what happens if you take a mermaid out for a seafood dinner then never call it again... is the mermaid a cannibal?

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    Re: mermaids...

    Depends if there's mermaid in the dish surely? Bet they're good as sushi...

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    Re: mermaids...

    The fish top can breath on land, because, mermaids man

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