
Originally Posted by
logikz
whoops. guess which two im mortally addicted to. ive decided to ignore that chart. im gonna go work now. think of destroying some rockery from the cateen. dude this one time i was stood in the elevator with a tray of curry and rice and naan in my one hand with my brain on delete mode and some elevator music in the background. then i got a spinal spasm and the tray dispursed in the air like fucking new years eve firework so i go ARK and smacked the plate down on the tray with the flat of my palm. collect my thoughts around me for a second and looked around, the whole fucking elevator is sprayed with curry and rice and shit its all over the mirror the floor everywhere and my face and shirt. so im stood there staring at the scene in shock for a second and the bell goes ding and thats my floor, fortunately there was nobody waiting when i stepped out, dip quickly to the handicap toilet and clean up. go nonchalantly to my desk and eat what i managed to catch mid air. its happened before too, my spine spasms so hard i might break it in pure paranoid anxiety sometimes.
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