
Originally Posted by
Moskit
1. At dinner time, spike your Mums Pinot Grigio with 3 Valiums, later when she is comatose in bed, sneak into her room commando style on the floor brandishing a pair of slippers.
2. Place yourself at the side of her bed so you can quickly roll underneath it & become invisible to all.
3. Once in postion, take said slipper & clap her full on in the mouth with it & assume stealth under the bed position.
4. Due to the levels of opiates in her bloodstream she will awake with a start, yet almost instantly fall back asleep.
5. ???
6. Profit
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