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    wankers...

    Work have blocked me from accessing the forum due to ' alot of time on a certain website '. So cant access the forum unless im on my hours lunch break! work will now become as boring as it bloody should be.


    Blocked it as ' social networking ' aswel, I tried to tell them i do not wish to socialise with you people mearly just look at pictures in the ' all other threads suck thread. So my daytime forum goers... see u on the other side.

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    Yawn..I thought this thread was about exchanging pictures and dicussing how to wank properly. I am disappoint.









































































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    tone dont let them do this to us. i veto this. subvert. sedition. do something.
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    Re: wankers...

    Poor show from your employer Toni! Just buy one of the big samsungs I'd say.

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    Hahahaha

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    I´d say you´re pretty lucky tho..in Germany spending time on a certain website or telling them what you really do there would lead to a little note left on your desk





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    Quote Originally Posted by DeeGun View Post
    I´d say you´re pretty lucky tho..in Germany spending time on a certain website or telling them what you really do there would lead to a little note left on your desk



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    Re: wankers...

    ask if you can pay them money so you can work there, lets say a monthly fee. its how the real world works.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jungalist-Murda to Dylan (Freak Recordings)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fire starter View Post
    If you have an iPhone or iPod get tapatalk. It's a forum app. It's what I use to browse the forums at work.


    HOW CAN I WAFFLES ON THIS?
    IT HAZ NO KEYBORDZ, IT NOT GOT COLOURS ON IT'S SCREEN FFS...

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    Re: wankers...

    1. At dinner time, spike your Mums Pinot Grigio with 3 Valiums, later when she is comatose in bed, sneak into her room commando style on the floor brandishing a pair of slippers.

    2. Place yourself at the side of her bed so you can quickly roll underneath it & become invisible to all.

    3. Once in postion, take said slipper & clap her full on in the mouth with it & assume stealth under the bed position.

    4. Due to the levels of opiates in her bloodstream she will awake with a start, yet almost instantly fall back asleep.

    5. ???

    6. Profit

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    they do have ipods with internets on now, its called xzone or something, somebody on here had one or something. wait a minute i think that was you?

    ---------- Post added at 16:50 ---------- Previous post was at 16:49 ----------

    that was seriously weird andrew.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jungalist-Murda to Dylan (Freak Recordings)
    so you claim man but iz diz rave real? prolly another one of your fackin lie's ya erd me
    colombian chris rules asssssss

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moskit View Post
    1. At dinner time, spike your Mums Pinot Grigio with 3 Valiums, later when she is comatose in bed, sneak into her room commando style on the floor brandishing a pair of slippers.

    2. Place yourself at the side of her bed so you can quickly roll underneath it & become invisible to all.

    3. Once in postion, take said slipper & clap her full on in the mouth with it & assume stealth under the bed position.

    4. Due to the levels of opiates in her bloodstream she will awake with a start, yet almost instantly fall back asleep.

    5. ???

    6. Profit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fire starter View Post
    If you have an iPhone or iPod get tapatalk. It's a forum app. It's what I use to browse the forums at work.
    it's £1.99?! no way am i spending that ludicrous amount of money on a phone app. what do they take me for
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